Fantasy RPG Authors: *rambling explanation of how the elvish temperament is dominated by the ennui of endless years and the strange, longing melancholy of nostalgia for a world that never was*
Me: So what you’re saying is all elves have depression.
Fantasy RPG Authors: *provide roleplaying tips suggesting that elven player characters might be impassive in the face of great tragedy, yet suddenly moved to tears by small misfortunes*
My Depressed Ass: