TA DA.

How I'm feeling right now. 

interviewer: any special talents?

me: 

neenselizabeth 

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.

When people fuck with me and my crew

Jessica Lange in American Horror Story (2011 - 2014)

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well hello there. 

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie.