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Wanderlust

@wanderingcorvids / wanderingcorvids.tumblr.com

Hello all. Names Jynx. 30. Non binary nerd. They/He pronouns. Hella pagan and hella gay. Drop me a message anytime.
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Gonna be a bit confrontational over here but a lot of the people who defend new paywalls from platforms that didn't have them and make it seem like not supporting that is automatically disrespecting the work that goes into making said content just have themselves the money to pay for it.

Respect for content and their creators's need to make a profit of their work doesn't magically give people money to give them if they don't have it.

Those people who are like "paying for this is like paying for your morning coffee" make me laugh because it implies that 1) they buy like starbucks coffee every morning, which is an expense I cannot fathom and 2) they think that the US$ isn't an insane hurdle in itself for so many people in countries in which their currency is at a wild disadvantage in comparison to it.

Don't make it seem like not having the money to afford something that isn't a primary necessity and stating how unfair it's becoming that things that used to be accessible aren't anymore is the same as feeling entitled to someone's work or disrespecting it.

Maybe I'm wrong but I do believe that the indiscriminate monetization of content creation online has become so normalized and unquestioned in people's internet use that it's making people judge as morally reprehensible when someone literally cannot pay for a service.

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make your own foot scrub

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pochowek
  1. feet are pretty hard to make
  2. dont call me a scrub ever again

please stop making me read this

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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

this is the only good head canon I've ever had tbh

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itswalky

okay but this makes bugs bunny her leonardo dicaprio

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trianglart

Stages of having a short (gay) haircut! 

an advertisement drawn by alison bechdel, 1988

Hey tumblr user evilpepsiman who does it feel to be an absolute King

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brutaliakhoa

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

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Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?

Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.

Some normie to Morticia: don't do _______, it will give you wrinkles.

Gomez: God, I hope so.

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roach-works

at morticia's 50th birthday party everyone's making Over The Hill jokes with the same envious joy you would celebrate your cousin's hundred million dollar lottery win. the "hill" decorations are various piles of rats, bones, garbage, severed limbs. there's a lot of chains and stolen crucifixes around instead of party streamers. the cake is a graveyard hill and they cut it with a visibly filthy shovel.

'one foot in the grave' gomez tells his wife, actively crying, 'and what a foot!'

morticia has the first slice of cake (it has a little sugar grave on it). when she finishes her delicate spoonful and smiles, the camera zooms in and we see she has spontaneously developed crow's feet. off camera is the sound of her husband really unsubtly orgasming.

after the party they drive off in a hearse with glass bottles of formaldehyde tied to the bumper. it says JUST OLD in the back.

the unsubtle orgasm noises continue.

YES. I WANT THIS.

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