me meeting jennifer lawrence

me: looking at my phone

jennifer lawrence: Um Pay Attention to Me

me: looking at my phone

Me: 

You:

i paused it at the perfect moment and im going to make this one of my desktop wallpapers

oh my fucking god 

this is the official spotify star wars playlist for anakin i’m crying

@transanakin !!

did you guys know there’s a thing where spotify will analyse your musical preferences & match you with a star wars character? http://spotify-starwars.com/

i got anakin omg

I got Darth Vader.

Princess Leia, fuck yeah. 

mood

SANTA ALL THE WAY FROM ALL THE FREE THROW LINE!

This amazing video is well worth taking a moment to watch, via NBC News.

another one.

tbh we’ve all joked about people leaving tumblr because of staff fucking up but like….i think it’s actually happening.  like tumblr has been so dead for like 2-3 months now it’s like no one is hardly ever online anymore and there’s like no interaction it’s just empty

rest in peace tumblr 2007-2015

i looked for an audio clip for 20 minutes to make this

GTFO

no fucking way

fucking hell its come to this

I’m ready to die

im so dead

BUT REALLY

good transition words to use on your SAT essay:

Nicki Minaj @ a meet and greet: Hi! What’s your name?

Me:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

white ppl = M E S S

this is crazy how is america real

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope