i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

This post gets worse every time I see it

OhmyGOD

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

Repeat after me kids: Kelpies do. not. have to look like horses to still be Kelpies. Kelpies who take non-equine forms are JUST AS VALID as the Kelpies who take equine forms. Stop Kelpie purism and erasure.

Friendly reminder that Wendigos are possessed by cannibalistic spirits and can’t actually help their cravings.

Stop judging Wendigos for something they can’t control!

Don’t date underage elves!  Human years and elf years are not the same!

Stop the pedophilia!

Support tieflings with horns. Support tieflings without horns. Support tieflings with tails. Support tieflings without tails.

Support tieflings.

This gets longer and better every time I see it

When I first reblogged this it had 3 additions to it and now… How far we’ve come

be unapologetically lesbian

be unapologetically gay

be unapologetically bi/pan

be unapologetically trans/nb

be unapologetically ace

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

i like the fact that i don’t care that much anymore

“Oh, please don’t go anywhere. I’m sure the therapist who actually lives here wouldn’t want blood on the carpet ”

WHY WOULD EURUS SAY THAT IF SHE WAS GOING TO SHOOT A TRANQUILIZER???????

Reminder: You deserve friends who treat you with love and respect. You deserve friends that listen to you. You deserve friends that try to understand your feelings and respect them. You deserve positive and healthy friendships. Don’t settle for less.

I have this terrible feeling, from time to time, that we might all just be human

even you?

no, even you

do you ever look @ your url and go ‘holy shit i deserve this url, this is a really fucking good url and im so happy i have it’

The only sign I’ll take directions from

Here is my official plan to change the world as we know it:

• I become a paramedic. • If I encounter patients who cannot be saved, just as they’re about to die, I’ll look them dead (haha) in the eyes and slap ‘em real hard, right across the face. • If ghosts are real, this will cause dozens of them to be personally upset with me. I mean, at the very least, they’ll want answers. I’ll be the most haunted person ever. • This means I’ll have dozens of opportunities to record paranormal phenomenon. • I’ll get my own show on the Travel Channel called GHOST SLAPPER, through which I’ll eventually get irrefutable scientific evidence that ghosts exist, making me the wealthiest and most respected paranormal researcher of all time. • On my death bed, one of my interns will slap me real hard, to make sure I come back all pissed off and confused. • I will be the first ghost to host a ghost hunting show (which is mega cool, come on, admit it). • Eventually, the secret goes global, and everyone starts slapping their loved ones real hard as they die, because they believe it’s the best way for their spirit to remain here on Earth with them. • After enough time, death slaps become commonplace. People have DNS (do not slap) instructions in their wills instead of or along with DNR (do not resuscitate) ones. • HOWEVER, because everyone expects the death slaps, they no longer have the desired effect. Getting slapped is just a natural part of dying, now, but it accomplishes nothing. • Like with all cultural junk, the origin eventually slips away, and the knowledge of WHY we slap the dying is esoteric at best. • I, however, remember, and haunt hospitals for centuries, laughing because everybody’s gettin’ slapped in the face. • Thank you for your time.

Is… Is THIS post the reason that my asks are currently full of atheist dudebros calling me a childish idiot and trying to mansplain death and biology? I’ve been trying to figure out what I could have possibly said that would’ve summoned them, and this is about it.

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.

i need a group chat with my parallel universe me’s im getting worried abt them