Queen!

i agree that jameela makes great points at times, but she’s also the same woman who thinks the likes of laverne cox are women just because they identify that way. you can’t be a woman who calls out the deep-seated misogyny of society while also saying that any male who “feels” like a woman is one, and his opinions on womanhood automatically become relevant.

I hope you and all TERFs shit your pants in public too.

buddy her thinking trans women are women is a bonus not a flaw 

Ha wow I was really nervous in the beginning there thinking my queen might have done something horrible but nah she’s actually better than anyone else and terfs stay pressed

Because … Sam.

Some Sam Love

Upea galaxy brain huomaus herra presidentti, arvasit meidän salaisuudet miten estetään metsäpaloja maassa missä mikään ei ole kuiva

I feel like there might be a slight difference in climate between Finland and California aksjdksja

I wish I was Finnish so I too could make fun of this 😂

Finns are generally very polite and quiet. You know you’ve fucked up when the entire country publicly makes fun of you.

imagine going up to stephen fucking king and telling him he’s a terrible fucking person that should kill himself for the morally reprehensible horror novels he writes

TUMBLR REALLY BE LIKE THAT

to be clear, because apparently my point isnt clear: no one came at stephen king. what i was saying is that tumblr goes after baby writers for writing the same shit big time writers do FOR LIKE THEIR WHOLE CAREER. yall really cry foul at horror fic writers for pretty tame shit just cuz it has a morally reprehensible slasher and sex sprinkled delicately on top and stephen king be out here writing shit like the green mile and IT. don’t fucking pretend it’s about morality and keeping fiction safe. yall jus Bullies.

i once saw someone with a clive barker url criticizing a writer for writing things they found morally reprehensible and the irony nearly killed me

clive barker has written some of the most fucked up shit i’ve ever read, and he’s one of the most successful horror writers/directors out there. like… tumblr really be like that

saw a comment someone made on a post saying “it’s not possible to read dark fiction and not have that affect your morals, you can’t train your brain NOT to normalize those things!” and i completely agree

as a life-long crime fiction and horror fan, i am an immoral monster. i’ve watched all 456 episodes of law and order and committed a murder after each one. i ate my neighbors after watching hannibal. i started a meth lab after breaking bad. i ruined my high school prom because i watched carrie the night before. in middle school i read stephen king’s it, went down to the sewers with some friends and

Action superhero / stuntperson / martial artist Chloé Bruce rehearsal compilation

Video Source

Chloé Bruce -  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1579713/

“Over the years, Chloe won too many titles to mention. 2001-02 Irish Overall Kata Champion, 2001 French Freestyle and Weapons Champion 1998-2000 Swiss Freestyle Champion, 1999 Traditional, Freestyle and Weapons World Champion, 1998 Traditional, Freestyle and Weapons World Champion, 1997 Traditional and Freestyle World Champion, 1996 Traditional and Freestyle World Champion, and many more Freestyle, Traditional and Weapons Champion titles through the late 90’s and early 2000’s in WKA, WAKO and FSK Championships. After 2000 Chloe became an even bigger star. She traveled the whole world to appear with various demo teams. She worked with Daniel Sterling and Mike Chat’s XMA. Chloe also appeared in various music videos. In 2003 Chloe became a professional actress. 

She holds the world record for the most scorpion kicks in one minute (39 kicks).”  

Read the full bio

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK THE ERECTION IS FREE

I just laughed for like a minute.

I apologize for tagging Romione in my latest post, I didn’t mean to offend Romione fans (you see I have it removed by now)

BUT as a Tomione fan, I won’t tolerate such false accusations against our ship and Tom Riddle particularly.

So I want to make it clear:

Tom Riddle we ship is NOT Voldemort. He is NOT the man who have take billions of people lives. He is an orphan boy with great ambitions. Hell, his gang are not Death Eaters - professional killers- yet.

He still HAS the chance at redemption.

He still can choose another path (become the next Minister, for example).

I think that even Tom should have his happy end. Why not with Hermione?

Peace y’all

@ronandhappiness @benedettabeby

I ship tomione and volmione, and I love Ron Weasley as a character in the books. I never read canon for the love stories, and tomione is my OTP, because of the inherent conflict it entails, and the sheer impossibility of it. Trying to make that work as a writer is a challenge I love to undertake. Seeing what other writers do with it and their sheer creativity leaves me in awe.

I don’t see the need, however, to make excuses for Tom Riddle’s actions, just because I love this ship. He is a killer, a mass murderer, a bigot, a fictional stand-in for a nazi, and several other not so flattering descriptions would apply. He has been problematic (understatement of the year) from an early age on (at the orphanage before age 11: killed & tortured animals & tormented other children to an extend we have to imagine was rather severe, given their state after, and he murdered his entire family while still at Hogwarts and thus underage). Despite all that, I still ship him with Hermione, because it is fun. On this site, I can’t emphasise enough that people need to learn the difference between fiction and reality. Would I run in the opposite direction of a real life version of Riddle? Absolutely. Would I advise any woman to be with someone like him? Hell no. Do I still enjoy reading and writing this seriously unhealthy FICTIONAL relationship? Hell yeah!

The Tom Riddle I ship is very much Voldemort. If he were not, why would I pick him and not another more moral and less evil character? There is Draco if you look for a redeemable character that made questionable choices (not saying I’m against a redemption Tom story, I’ve just not seen anyone pull it off. I do think Ansketil got close but I’m not sure she will finish that fic). If you’re not into blonds, there is always Harry who has plenty of issues to work with while not being inherently evil.

Like really, there is no need to make excuses for shipping villains with heroes/heroines. You are not hurting these fictional people. They cannot be hurt by their nature of being not real. Just have fun. Seriously, tumblr, lighten up.

Sending hate to real life, breathing people over fiction makes you the actual villain. Think before you tell someone real that you hope they will meet their own Tom Riddle, because they had the nerve to use a tag you do not approve of them using on their own blog.

If you dislike seeing something you consider hate of your ship in its tag, newsflash: scroll on and laugh. Your ship is canon. Why would you care that someone else doesn’t like it? Does it affect your enjoyment of it? Does it make you stop shipping it? Whenever I see a tomione hate post in the tag, I just go

And move on.

Ship wars are useless, pointless, vile and stupid as hell. Tag wars are even more ridiculous. Now watch me tag the shit out of this.

Why?

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

Why are people still up in arms about AO3 needing donations to run? Their budget is publicly available. You can go onto the website, right now, and read it. If you donate more than a certain amount (pretty sure it’s more than $10), you can vote in their elections, because you’re considered a member, and that’s how memberships work.

It’s a free site to use, but not to run or to maintain, especially not with all these net neutrality battles.

Here’s a list of the OTW’s projects.

Here’s its Terms of Service.

Y’all gotta understand that it’s not just fanworks, there’s a lot more that goes into archiving.

Signal boosting this because it’s important af. OTW is a nonprofit organization, specifically a public charity as classified by the US tax code. That means they file a 990 tax report each year that lets you see all of their finances – what they’re spending money on, where their money comes from, etc. You can see their 2016 990 here if you’re so inclined.

And if you’re not sure about how OTW is using their donations? Ask questions. Get involved. Even if you’re not comfortable with or not in a position to donate, there are lots of opportunities to give your time; it’s an all-volunteer organization that recruits regularly. I know for a fact that I get more value out of what OTW provides than most, if not all, my other paid services combined, so $10 to be a member is more than worth it.

ao3 is routinely used as an example of an excellent digital archive in library and information schools - they’re not just a fansite; they’re held in high regard by people across the industry. they run initiatives to preserve old fansites and groups, in addition to the day to day work of hosting all of our work ad-free to ensure maximum creative freedom. ao3 is not just a place to post your fic; it catalogues and preserves our history and culture.

I feel like people who complain about AO3 either weren’t around before we had it, don’t have any idea why, and in the wake of what/in response to what it was started, or underestimate the amount of time, resources, and effort necessary to create and maintain such a platform.

Because otherwise, they would just have to be jerks.

@catrightsactivist

he’s free

I watched this so many times just for the expression when he realises the ground is not as close as first thought.

marvel is cowardly and homophobic, and will continue to be cowardly and homophobic until they use an ABBA song for a fight sequence.

like i said…..