me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

Coming out of my cage

every time i see the word peonies without context

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

Hayley Kiyoko photographed by Trevor Flores for Local Wolves (2018)

Love Simon (2018) dir. Greg Berlanti

The Ardennes Draft Horse is considered one of the oldest breeds of draft horse, and is believed to be a direct descendent of the prehistoric Solutre Horse.

Via Historical Pictures

barista au where yoongi makes interesting cat latte art  ☕

Sometimes I think it’s gettin’ better And then it gets much worse Is it just part of the process? Well, Jesus Christ, it hurts Though I know I should know better Well, I can make this work Is it just part of the process? Well, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, it hurts

Damaged || Danity Kane

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

Same

I’ve seen this whole movie and this scene is the best 6 seconds of the entire thing

Hi! I’m (prince) Daisy! 🌼

Exceptional.

I JUST noticed the belt buckle. Well played. 👌🏻

@shadowshown

STOP, MY HEART CANT TAKE IT

Oh GOD no

You guys like dice? How about 1 ¾ pound dice forged out of solid steel?

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

mood

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

I want to turn my house into a Resident Evil game

me, trying desperately to get into my bathroom: fuck, shit, where’d i put the Eagle Crest