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I'm going to be SWEET. I'm going to be KIND. I'm going to be SOFT. And there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!

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me, looking at dozens of unique, well developed characters: hm
me, looking at another edgy male character with a vaguely threatening vibe, a dark color palette, and eye bags that say he hasn’t slept in a week: HMMMM
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Personality test : How do you deal with your emotions?
Me : Bold of you to assume I deal with them.
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masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

me @ dinner parties

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me: i don’t care

me: i don’t care

me, internally, caring very much: kill me

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whaddup guys it’s achilles and today we’re going to talk about why you shouldn’t let your boyfriend wear your clothes

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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c'est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

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Popieram zdrowe poliamoryczne związki, ale wladza wykonawcza x ustawodawcza x sądownicza takim nie jest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ‘Thank god there’s someone who understands what I’m struggling here to do’ ‘I’m not here for you’

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“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “you are youthful!”

“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

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