The most vicious side-eye I’ve ever seen directed toward a fictional bird. 

Passing Pineview Forest

You need to stop that right now good sir. 

Passing Pineview Forest

it might seem like my whole life revolves around fictional characters but yes it does

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

Why is this still getting notes

because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow

Wowie that was a good one

"white privilege isn’t a thing stop playing the race card"

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Anyone who denies white privilege in 2016 is walking around with their hands over their eyes.

when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same thing to my babysitter later that day, she burst into tears with laughter because i was saying “quiero abogado” which means “i want a lawyer.”

imagine a two year old repeatedly saying “i want a lawyer!” as an adult laughs at her.

do I deserve better? the answer is always yes

everyone else playing Pokemon go: haha I’ve already caught 34503 pokemon and evolved them! me, with no driving experience or car, living in a 10 house neighborhood with the only poke spot being a church 20 minutes away in walking distance while the weather outside is on average 100F: this is scrungus the rattata, he is my only friend

Meanwhile me who doesn’t even have a smartphone to play.

PUSH UP CONTEST, GO!!

(Originally posted on my Twitter)

I was in city today

I just want to imagine what people around you thought when they saw you holding a middle finger up to Trump building and photographing it with your phone.

actually it’s funny you say that bc there was a lady in a wheelchair going the opposite direction as me who legit turned to me and yelled “me too” so

i live by here and all my friends snapchat stories are basically this

tough guy