girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors

Ah the four humors: dopamine, serotonin, cortisol, and adrenaline

Changing your appearance in ffxiv is so funny to me, like you need to ring a dainty crystal bell to summon a fancy gay elf just to put on a swatch of a different colour lipstick. And you have to pay him 2000gil for the privilege. You can only do this after convincing a passerby that he is actually a hairdresser not a serial killer, then he'll allow you to skip his years long waiting list and summon him with the bell. And he calls you dishevelled.

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

Ocean

Ocean

Near the Ethiopia/Somalia/Djibouti tripoint, also near an elephant sanctuary. I probably wouldn't die immediately but I'd have no idea which way to go to get help

Ocean, but close enough to an island that I could at least get within viewing distance of it before drowning.

About sixty miles from shore in the North Atlantic lmao

Well, at least I'll freeze to death before I get the chance to drown...

Ocean as well

What is your favorite book you've read so far in 2023?

there’s a type of gamer that’s obsessed with the specter of “indie rpgs about depression” when i can think of relatively few examples off the top of my head of rpgs that are actually about depression as opposed to just having, like, stories that try to make you feel emotions and are sad sometimes? this is pretentious, somehow

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I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

Seriously? Dude, that's something you'd seen in the basement. But not made of chocolate

HE MADE A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR

This is very important research so I can figure out how to arrange my books

the GPU is a tiny and simple minded wizard who can cast one spell very fast: linear algebra