hot noodle prince…or………..insecure pineapple prince

Ernest: “As you know, Manfred and I go way back.” Ernest: “You don’t understand. He hasn’t called me “Daddy” in ages…“

well

Submitted by: tem-y

When you say the right words in the wrong order

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

^ This is the kind of writing I can get behind :D

*stops playing video games and remembers real life* wtf the fuck

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!

Hold it!

Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!

You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.

Since,

HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case

oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE

In any case it’s always wonderful

i really don’t want to do this again but i’m sick to my stomach and i don’t know what else to do.

i lost my job a few weeks ago and only just managed to get a new one last week, and the only day i worked before the cut off for my cheque was friday, so my pay will only be $65, just enough for food. i don’t have my rent, and i am owing so many people in my life money because of all of the bullshit with losing my jobs, i can’t ask anyone else.

i just need $400 for rent, and literally anything would help. i was able to pay my rent last time i asked for help here and avoided homelessness and starvation. please help this little ugly nb lesbian keep their home !

my paypal link is here and if it stops working my email to send money to is karleydenean@gmail.com

help this wonderful and amazing human being pls and boost no matter what!!

i really don’t want to do this again but i’m sick to my stomach and i don’t know what else to do.

i lost my job a few weeks ago and only just managed to get a new one last week, and the only day i worked before the cut off for my cheque was friday, so my pay will only be $65, just enough for food. i don’t have my rent, and i am owing so many people in my life money because of all of the bullshit with losing my jobs, i can’t ask anyone else.

i just need $400 for rent, and literally anything would help. i was able to pay my rent last time i asked for help here and avoided homelessness and starvation. please help this little ugly nb lesbian keep their home !

my paypal link is here and if it stops working my email to send money to is karleydenean@gmail.com

help this wonderful and amazing human being pls and boost no matter what!!