“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.

i like houseplants

Me faded as hell at McDonald’s listening to the people in front of me in line

oc design is just “this is me” and “god I wish that were me” in random measurements on a scale

may I present an alternative take

Blue & Green Opal | rocksforthespirit on Instagram

obsessed with the way my friend speaks in rpg dialogue options sometimes

look at my distinguished and handsome son 

He’s literally

:3c

a self-examination

The good plot twists aren't the ones that are wild left turns out of nowhere, they're the ones that make all the other little things that didn't quite add up before suddenly click

i opened this ugly app to do something but I can’t remember what it was

maybe it was to find love

no actually it was so i could find this specific image

Me: huh this armour looks neat on the guy. I wonder if it’s as cool on a girl-

The armour:

Character: *smiling wolfishly and lifting someone’s chin up with a weapon*

Me:

Always post actual links to artists so they can keep making amazing content!

@lilboulder

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

What happened afterwards?

My mom showed up

when will mom show up and stop the international situation regarding nuclear weapons

aliens if you’re out there 

personality test rb and tag whether you see this

as 1 or 2