Harry, you wonderful boy

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movietrailer

awkward modern au shadowzel date where they match on tinder and meet up. lae'zel takes shadowheart out for a drink and they're at the bar and lae'zels like, messing with something in her jacket. and shadowhearts like "whats going on" and laezel just pulls out a bearded dragon from her pocket like its totally normal.

shadowhearts like "did you just pull a lizard out of your jacket"

and lae'zel, completely unaware of the strangeness of her actions is just like, "nonsense. he is no mere lizard, but a bearded dragon. a fearsome beast and my most loyal companion."

they go back to lae'zels place after the date and shes just... got a shitload of swords at her place... and lae'zel sees shadowheart staring and is just like "i see you are admiring my swords. understandably so. i will demonstrate my various battle forms if it so pleases you"

anyway this is all to say i think lae'zels autistic girl rizz would deffo get her laid on the first date lmao

THE REPLIES THOUGH WTF 😂😂😭

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Pansy: Here are two pictures, Draco. One is the wall of the person who’s the most obsessed with Potter at Hogwarts.
Draco: Wait, who’s—
Pansy: And the other is the wall of your dorm that you claimed was the Potter-hate wall.
Pansy: Can you tell which is which?
Draco: The left one’s mine?
Pansy: They’re both from your wall! You’re the person who’s the most obsessed with Potter at Hogwarts!
Draco: …I did not see that coming.
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artbyflor

many people think that Albus is the quiet one, but Scorpius know that he will talk for ages and ages if you just let him (and Scorpius loves to hear him)

btw, i just opened an instagram account! it’s art_byfor in case anyone wants to check it out!

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