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leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe

@emilytumblshere / emilytumblshere.tumblr.com

i am emily. i read books. i eat cheeseburgers. i ship destiel and sterek. i obsess over tv shows and fangirl over actors. i also have a daughter.
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I have a request. My kid (11f) is obsessed with Harry Potter, and especially the Marauders. I would love to find some fanfiction for her to read.

However, since she’s only 11, it definitely needs to have no sex and preferably no non-canon relationships. She loves the characters the way they are, just wants more of them.

I’ve read tons of Supernatural and Teen Wolf fanfiction over the years, but I wasn’t into HP enough to read any.

Can anyone recommend anything?

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The Complete Beginner’s Guide to Supernatural:

1.  This is Dean.  

He hunts monsters.

He’s completely straight. 

And always extremely manly.

And also very dominant. 

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2.  This is Sam.

He’s Dean’s brother/monster hunting partner.  They’re both very mature together.

He’s completely normal.  Never soulless or possessed or anything.

No emotional scarring or psychological trauma going on here.  Nope.

3.  This is Castiel.  

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He’s an angel of the lord. 

As such, he’s obviously very intimidating.  

Very mighty.  

All fear this terrifying, fell creature. 

4.  There is absolutely no homoerotic sexual tension in Supernatural. 

5.  Its villains are mostly demons and other unholy creatures, so of course, no one likes them.

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Except for this guy.  Everyone LOVES him.  

6.  Its fans are very calm, sane, rational people who are completely accepting of opinions that differ from their own. 

7.  And of course, you will absolutely be able to maintain your sanity after watching it!

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You will NOT be plunged into an existential depression over the well-being of fictional characters. 

And when you’ve run out of episodes to watch, you’ll totally be able to return to reality, no questions asked!  

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Never not reblog 😂😂😂😂

I AM SCREAMING

this fandom has blessed me 🙌

It’s back! Always reblog 🙌🏻

And there’s a trickster who everyone hates.

I might have enjoyed this post a little too much.

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