3rd base is when they see you having a panic attack

Stede's crew complaining about having no pirate flag

Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!

The crew:

I’m so scared of 2020, something seems to frightening about this year. It’s gonna be Y2K all over again. The Black Plague is going to come back. I swear. I fuckin swear.

date of origin: 3rd of december, 2018.

Apollo, calm down with the gift of prophecy.

Has anyone checked on OP, are they okay

idk my guy doesn’t look good

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I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD

dont ask me about 2009

Just got this bib for my future grandchild