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@sophiabee / sophiabee.tumblr.com

I like to write. I love to write fanfic. Fandoms: JaimexBrienne, Cherik, Dair, Veronica Mars
Find me on AO3 (Cherik, Veronica Mars) and ff.net (mostly Dair)
Fangirl til I die. Thanks for reading my ramblings.
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Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics) Rating: Mature Relationships: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolo di Genova, Andy | Andromache of Scythia & Quynh | Noriko Characters: Andy | Andromache of Scythia, Booker | Sebastien le Livre, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Nicky | Nicolo di Genova Summary: 2018. Andy and the boys take on a job that leads to big changes for their little family, aka Andy is angry, Booker is sad, Nicky and Joe always have each other.

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Fucking noble causes. 

Noble causes lost meaning centuries ago. Yet here she is, standing in the fucking desert about to do something fucking noble. 

Andy hates this. Yet she can’t stop. She hates that too. Andy shoves her hands into her pockets and slouches even further. She shifts a little, just enough to feel the weight of her labrys on her back. A small strand of tension she didn’t even know she was carrying unravels at the familiar feel of it. She takes in a deep breath and is met by the smell of heat and sand. 

Fucking sand. 

The gritty feel of it in her mouth is so familiar she almost can’t feel it anymore. Andy swipes her tongue around her mouth, spits onto the ground. The sand is still there. It always is. Sometimes Andy thinks she might find centuries old sand tucked into the cracks and creases of her thousands of years old body. A lot of bad people do bad things in places with a lot of sand. At least that’s been her experience. Andy fucking hates sand. 

She spits again.

A/N: I kind of love this amazing GWG female lead queer canon black director super hero movie that can spawn fanfic from ANY time period. 

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences  Characters: Andy | Andromache of Scythia, Nile Freeman, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Nicky | Nicolo di Genova Additional Tags: Orgy, Lube, Fluff 

Summary: Nile is stuck with a bunch of weirdos. 


A/N: more cute than dirty but still kind of dirty

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Jaskier the Queer Bard

I have THOUGHTS.

Was reading a Reddit where people were OFFENDED that The Witcher is clearly queer coding Jaskier and apoplectic does not cover my response.

1. Do you know how many fucking straight relationships queers deal with. We watch them, support them, cheer for them, ship them. We do not demand or take offense that they do not reflect our experience. Because no one cares to actually stop the rampant heteronormativity in entertainment and no one gives a fuck about our experience.

2. For better or for worse, coding is often all we get. Straight folk get to see their relationships ALL. THE. TIME. On pretty much every show. Queers get to read between the lines with a legit queer character now and then. So you want to take that from us too with your heterosexual outrage. This isn’t about your devotion to the core material or to the purity of the characters. It’s because it grosses you out to imagine that a character would form an emotional and physical attraction to a member of the same sex. This is nothing but bias and straight up homophobia.

3. Speaking of source material, the books were written in the 90s, at the height of the cultural wars around queerness. I have not read them but have seen people assert that they misogynistic. If they are not homophobic, they would certainly not present a progressive view of queerness. Do we really want to hold up problematic source material?

4. Fuck straight folk who find it offensive that Joey Batey is playing Jaskier as bisexual.

5. God bless him and the show runners.

And do NOT get me started on how many queer people/characters have been straight-washed by the entertainment industry. But really, take offense that you don’t get to see heterosexuality 100% of the time. Fuck you.

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The Witcher Is Coming.

In anticipation of the new Netflix series, I’ve set up 2 new Tumblr pages for AO3Feeds for Geralt/Yennefer and Geralt/Ciri. I know next to nothing about The Witcher, but with Henry Cavill looking like THAT in those trailers for Netflix, I’m anticipating a certain level of new fandom OTP shipping to sprout come next week. The tumblrs are pretty empty right now but, give it time…

ao3feed-WitcherY&G and ao3feed-WitcherG&C 

I would’ve come up with shorter more streamlined names if I knew more about these couples. Sigh. 

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Can we get Geralt-Jaskier? Pls!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV) Rating: Mature Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Ermion | Mousesack Additional Tags: Cute, Fluff, Idiots in Love, Alternate Universe - College/University, Dorms, Microwaves, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Being an Idiot, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia is Bad at Feelings, Jaskier is a Cinnamon Roll

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Geralt is a grumpy, reluctant RA. Jaskier can't work the microwave, is a walking fire hazard and is crushing hard. Yennefer is the only voice of reason when it comes to these idiots.

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“Hold still!” 

“Jaskier!” Geralt tries to move away from the drunk music major for what must be the tenth time within the short distance between the open door of the frat house and the curb where he parked his car. Jaskier doesn’t get the message Geralt is sending and snugs up even closer, wrapping his arm around Geralt’s waist yet again. 

“Ferrr god sake, hold stiiiilllllll….” Jaskier slurs. Geralt doesn’t push him away and instead concentrates on covering the last five feet left before he can dump Jaskier into the passenger seat of his black 1973 Dodge Charger. Geralt loves that car and if Jaskier even dares vomit all over Roach’s worn leather seats a second time,  there will be hell to pay. 

“Have you heard of Uber?” Geralt growls as he struggles with an armful of an even more giggly than usual Jaskier. He thinks he should grab Jaskier’s phone after he tucks him into his dorm bed download the god damn app for him, except he doesn’t know his code. It’s probably something like “happy unicorns” spelled out in numbers. The thought makes Geralt even more irritated. 

“Nnnnnnngh…” Jaskier nuzzles even closer, then fucking INHALES. Geralt bristles.

A/N: So seriously, this fandom needs better tags on AO3. Anyway, this was REALLY FUN. Not beta’d. Please forgive me. 

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yennefer’s “i want my womb back” storyline doesn’t bother me as much as i thought it would and i’m writing a bullet point list to try work out why

  • she never expresses the belief that she’s broken or damaged or unwomanly because of her sterility, and neither does anyone else
  • rather than being like “oh you poor thing, of course you want to be a mother” everyone who knows about this says “are you fucking crazy?!”
  • her desire to be a mother is an expression of the two constants to her character - her huge ego and her deep insecurity. she tells geralt she wants a baby because she “wants to be somebody’s whole world” - yennefer believes she deserves to be loved to the point of worship, and yet doesn’t believe anyone could truly love her except a child of her own body.
  • she’s looking past the realities of having a child, something other characters remind her of, to the romantic ideal of holding a baby in her arms - again an expression of her ego, and her persistent naivety. a mother isn’t a baby’s whole world for very long.
  • when geralt asks her what she wants from a djinn, she replies “i want everything”. she wants to be a powerful sorceress and have her fertility. she wants to have her cake and eat it too.
  • i don’t believe her true desire is to have a child, i think it’s how her regret has manifested. she traded in her fertility for beauty and power, thinking it was well worth the trade, and now that she’s decided otherwise she’s fixated on undoing that choice.
  • honestly i’m not sure if she got her womb back she’d even have a baby. it is, like she said, about having the choice.
  • she’d likely be a terrible mother and the show isn’t shy about telling us that.
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Also, the idea that women long for motherhood and need it to complete them is a pretty modern concept. Think about a medieval based world. Women want children to give them power through secession. That only works for the landed and gentry. If you are neither, motherhood is at least a duty, at most a burden. You have no reliable birth control. You’re essentially property. Pregnancy is dangerous. The children you birth die at a high rate. Motherhood isn’t something to aim for, it’s unavoidable. So the idea that Yennefer wants her fertility back as a way to complete herself or that she sees herself as hollow without it doesn’t work in the world of The Witcher. What does work is she is woman in a patriarchal and hierarchical society and she wants all power denied to women by men, including being able to have her say over her body. She wants to bow to no one and she wants to undo any moment in her past where she did.

It’s no coincidence that the one thing she wants back is something taken by a man.

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Was anyone going to tell me that Yennefer takes one look at Geralt and asks if Jaskier “is only a friend.”

Our boi was seriously lacking sleep but he got his shit together quick in order to transport Jaskier to a healer.

Home girl was trying to flirt, asking him about what kinda spells he can cast and shit. Geralt is not having it until Jaskier’s been seen about.

Like-

“Please, Jaskier here needs immediate attention.”

This man is all about his coin but he just-

"Fix it and I’ll pay you. Whatever the price.”

And he’s so bothered by the idea of his last words to Jaskier being insults.

Lol at the first sign of bad intentions Geralt’s immediate reaction is to take his bard and gtfo

“She saved your life Jaskier. I cant just let her die.”

If Geralt is tied to Yennefer and Ciri by destiny I’d say he’s also linked to Jaskier. Without the bard begging him to attend that party there would be no child of surprise. If not for Jaskier being cursed he’d have no reason to seek out the healing mage that turned out to be Yennefer. Take away Jaskier and he’d only have monsters, coin and a bad reputation.

Anyways the witcher cares about his bard. Thanks for coming to my TED talk 🤟

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The Witcher Geralt x Jaskier College AU Drabble part 2

Geralt doesn’t quite remember giving Jaskier his number. It must have been early in the year when the freshmen were settling into the dorm and he had been making some small attempt at the job Yenn had convinced him would be a good idea. What Geralt is quite sure of is he should have thought a bit more about the consequences and refused to let Jaskier near his phone. If he needed something he could just knock on the RAs door and Geralt could more easily ignore him like he does everyone else. It doesn’t matter because Jaskier has his phone number and it’s resulted in moments like two days ago when Geralt heard his phone alert and instead of Yenn sending him yet another cute kitten gif, it was Jaskier.

911. Laundry room.

Geralt had rolled his eyes and briefly considered ignoring it, but then he got this image of Jaskier somehow being stuck in of the industrial size washers that grace the basement of the dorm. It seemed mostjy improbable except it was JASKIER. The freshman had almost set fire to the microwave last week. When Geralt had lectured that tin takeout containers DO NOT belong in the microwave while pointing at the food splattered SIGN above the machine that explained that in WRITING, Jaskier had just smiled at him. A most disarming smile.

So it may have been improbable that Jaskier was truly in need of emergency help in the laundry room, but it was not impossible. That was enough to send Geralt scrambling down four flights of stairs. Not frantically, like he might be worried. It was his job after all. Keeping these idiots safe. Idiots like the music major who greeted him with a grin when he burst into the laundry room.

“Geralt!” Jaskier cried gleefully, “Finally! Where do I put it?”

“Put what?” Geralt looked to frantically his left, then his right, looking for the emergency and not noticing the box of laundry detergent Jaskier was waving in his face.

“Do you put it into the machine itself or in this little cup?”

Geralt’s mouth clamped shut as he started to realize what the emergency was. His eyes narrowed and he growled with both irritation and exasperation.

“Jaskier! Have you never done your own laundry?”

Jaskier shrugged.

“You’ve been here almost six months!”

Jaskier grinned.

That was the moment Geralt realized he needed to very clearly define when Jaskier should text “911” to him. Glowering, he reluctantly showed Jaskier how to put the soap in, all the while enduring Jaskier singing the latest tune he had composed as he perched on top of one of the dryers and watched Geralt shove his clothes into the washer.

“Toss a coin to your lauuuuundryyyyy...oh Geralt, you are the BEST!”

“Fuck.”

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Witcher Geralt x Jaskier College AU Drabble Part 1

Jaskier is a carefree music major, it’s his first year at college and he is in love with the world and all its possibilities.

Geralt is the dorm RA everyone is afraid of crossing. Jaskier is a bit oblivious to this and keeps asking Geralt for help on various things, such as how to microwave macaroni and cheese and rides home from parties when he’s imbibed too much. As a result Geralt keeps finding himself having to drag the wayward music major out of various quandaries. He is unable to quell his annoyance when he finds himself yet again draped with a drunk or stoned Jaskier who insists on nuzzling his neck and telling him he smells good.

Jaskier has a terrible crush on his cantankerous RA who seems to hate him. At least he’s pretty sure he hates him until one day Geralt’s best friend (yes, he has one), Yenn, comes to him and tells him to take note of how Geralt watches him when he thinks no one is looking. From that moment on Jaskier can’t help watch Geralt back, seeing him in the shadows where he hides in the corner at parties, glancing at him across the cafeteria where he sits alone.

Then one day Jaskier kisses Geralt.

It’s at yet another party, and Jaskier is stupid drunk and even stupider horny. Geralt is in his usual corner, dressed all in black, pretending not to notice Jaskier when Jaskier walks up to him and, before he can lose his nerve, presses his lips to Geralt’s. Geralt jerks in surprise and his hands fly up as if to push Jaskier away, and for one brief moment Jaskier’s heart breaks.

Instead, Geralt’s hands slide around Jaskier. He pulls him towards him and kisses him back as he whispers against Jaskier’s lips...

“Fuck.”

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Yennefer of Vengerberg

Yennefer’s world is politics, manipulation and deceit. While there are men in it, it is dominated by women, and those women are the most true and faithful to her. While those women do wield their sexuality as a weapon, their biggest assets are their skills as mages and their abilities to manouver politically. Yet they still live in a world dominated by men, and they still work for those men’s goals and motivations. At some point Yennefer realizes that what they want her to do is rooted in pettiness and the desire to hurt others. The power she thought she would gain is ultimately hollow. She wants something more and seeks it in the traditional way women gain power: through motherhood, yet that eludes her too. In the end Yennefer cannot escape herself or her past. This is why she cannot accept the simple truth of Geralt’s motivations in tethering her to him with his last wish. He is the opposite of Yennefer, incapable of nuance and politics, solving his problems with his swords. She only sees what she has seen her whole life: yet another attempt to control her and to remove her agency, so she walks away from that dynamic once again and walks away from Geralt.

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So, what’s “Her Sweet Kiss” actually about?

There are a lot of posts about “Her Sweet Kiss” going around already. I might be kinda late to the party but hear me out. By now, plenty of people have started interpreting it as Jaskier’s song about his heartbreak over Geralt sending him and you know what? That’s great. Love it. Amazing. Superb.

But you know what’s also hella damn sexy?

Cold, hard, textual evidence. And damn, does the text deliver.

(Actual analysis starts underneath the line break bc this got longer than anticipated.)

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This gives me a smidge of hope that The Witcher might have actual queer content and not reinforce heteronormativism all while dishing out tons of queer subtext. A smidge.

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I love that the Witcher proves how you can have a sexist world without having a sexist story. The framework is patriarchal, it's at times blatantly sexist and at one point Yennefer even bitterly points out that, as far as the world as concerned, women are just vessels. But the narrative isn't.

Things like -- it would be so easy to turn Yennefer into a villain. She's got a classic Femme Fatale backstory, she hits every point, she's powerful and ambitious and ruthless... but she isn't evil. In the end, she doesn't put her ambition over doing the right thing. She doesn't let her recklessness get in the way of the Battle at Sodden Hill; she registers some displeasure at being put up in the tower to observe and report, but she does it, and she does it without reserve or bitterness, to the best of her ability. She went through hell to find the power that she thought would give her what she wanted, only to discover that it wasn't all it was cracked up to be -- on her own. She didn't get this revelation from a lover, or from some great tragic descent into madness and fall from grace. She came to this realization over time, without someone else's opinion.

Queen Calanthe -- jfc, Queen Calanthe is how Daenerys Targaryen should have been handled. She's a powerful woman, an unapologetically ambitious warrior woman, who falls and loses her throne and country -- exactly the same way a King would have. Her flaws -- her hubris, her selfishness, her unwillingness to let go of her granddaughter -- lead to her downfall, but they do so rationally. She doesn't go mad, or start making stupid irrational decisions, or have to be otherwise softened -- she loses the battle. She was out-maneuvered, and her support was blocked, and she just failed. She just lost. Queens -- any poweful woman, really -- always go mad and have to be put down For The Greater Good, they never get to be a Tragic Hero in the classical sense -- always Lady Macbeth, never Hamlet.

Calanthe is a fucking Greek Tragedy. She hits all the high points of an Aristotelean Tragic Hero: she evokes pity and the fear that the viewer could have made all the same mistakes; her fortunes change from prosperity to adversity, not through vice or depravity but through error of judgment; that error is made through a fundamental character flaw, something that the character could have stopped, but also couldn't because of who they are as a person.

I cannot think of another Queen treated this way in fiction.

There's one single mention of rape, and that character does imply that this in part led to her not being a princess anymore -- followed almost-immediately by the main character explicitly and pointedly calling her Princess, pointing out that it isn't what was done to her that makes her monstrous, it's what she herself does. Even so, it's simply part of her backstory, she's the one who brings it up, and there's no gruesome flashback to "evoke sympathy" or whatever bullshit excuse to show women suffering.

It's just. It's so obvious that this showrunner is a woman. The comparisons to GoT are all over the place, and obviously -- they're both dark, gritty fantasies with a heavy political aspect -- but the way this show treats its characters, and particularly its women, is just so refreshing. It's not without its flaws, and while I'll admit that there were a few moments where I was like, "did she really need to be naked here?" none of those moments were tasteless or predatory, and there was none of that gratuitous degradation of women that was such a hallmark (and turnoff) of Game of Thrones.

(There's more, too, about how the Witcher differs from GoT in how sometimes, some people are just decent and kind. Sometimes, people really are all right, and do the right thing regardless of their own self-interest. And while, yes, it would be unrealistic if everyone or even most people were that way -- it's just as unrealistic to have no one be. There's this element of human compassion in the Witcher that's far too rare, if it exists at all, in Westeros, that makes the world so much less heavy. There's plenty of darkness and bleakness, but there's also kindness and compassion to balance it out. But that's a whole other post.)

It's just. God, it is just so nice, to have a fantasy show that acknowledges sexism without itself devaluing the female characters.

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So seriously, give me ALL the GoT comparisons. Because it’s not until The Witcher that I realized not only how much of a dumpster fire GoT became but that it always had been. Look! You don’t have to make a medieval based fantasy world and also make it chock full of mysogeny in a way that only ends up hurting women fans. Watching The Witcher felt like a weight being lifted from my chest.

THANK YOU FOR THIS!

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