Milton Glaser, Therapy With A Tomato, 1978
phrasing of this is taking me out
Harder to crucify a being with eight legs
you can’t just leave this in the tags
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furious that i am not a playable character in this game
Enormously relieved that I am not a playable character in this game.
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ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.
thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!
you lying piece of shit i'll fucking kill you
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The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.
how i see this post
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uh, source?
Source:
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once you realize its all saying the same thing. water spins generators in dams, car engines spin to make wheels spin, the earth spins in a circle and then spins around the sun which spins around the galaxy once you grasp that its all about spinning you realize why beyblade is so important
“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web
Huh this one says "some pig"
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Anonymous asked:
I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post
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“baking sheet?” holds so much weight
Please make home economics mandatory again.
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clown month day 20 - comet
How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:
Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:
otto-woods
also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut out his mic.
all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh