where’s her foot

I swear to god I thought this was a photoshop of the cats from Cats put in Bloodborne. I’m still not convinced it isn’t.

Wait… It’s not? It has to be tho? Like, the lighting is off and the terrain is odd and she’s missing her foot tho..?

that’s CATS 2019 for ya, baby

guys when they think a girl is hot: she is objectively attractive

girls when they think a guy is hot: yeah hes hot but only if you think of a german coal mine from 1882 that hes forced to work in to provide for his family of 12. he gives off that vibe

sometimes i think i cracked the code

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

things like this make me cry because i went so long before realising there was actually a reason for these things and that i’m not just a failure of a person

popcorn kernels are all just little bulbasaurs 🥺

can’t wait for some fresh and hot bulbasaur :)

... Huh. Well, it’s not the most orthodox method, let alone the safest, but...

Your Bulbasaur evolved into Ivysaur!

thank you for saving this post 🥺

Honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. I want to be as loving and as kind as I can be.

ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme

8-bit version (square waves)

this is what plays in the background when you have to fight abba in 1to1 combat

what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:

their age

how many people they’ve killed

how good they are at football 

me_irl

sometimes i drink tea too 🍵

microdosing on human contact

List of foods

#1. Pulled pork

#2. Pushed pork

BEEF

Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got Beef

That I will be stopping by later to pet him