So I get home from work and find out that my boys used their school holiday to do stupid shit like climb on the roof of our 2 story house with their friends.

Teenage boys are dumb fucks. If I had known the mind of a teenage boy when I was actually a teenage girl I would have realized what idiots they are.

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I am a billet mom for a local hockey team here in Dallas. If you don’t know what that is it’s like having a foreign exchange student but a hockey player. I basically added a giant appetite to my household. 18, 14 and 12 yr old males living in my house and the only other girl is a 10 yr old Chihuahua. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I had to come on here to vent.

1. I just blocked my mom on Facebook

2. I found a pair of tiny Victoria’s Secret panties in my laundry last weekend. They aren’t mine and my 14 yr old son has a girlfriend.

I may need to use this platform more often because I got crazy shit going on.

Hello there.

Wedding night out...I am now old enough to attend weddings of the young guys that work for me since all of our friends are married. We leave early and leave the hard partying to the young crowd.

Happy Thanksgiving!!! I hope you all have a wonderful day! I'm off to dry my hair and head to the inlaws.

I think I just ate some paper. Oops.

Can't the just plant some trees or something? Soccer tournament and its cold and windy. Always windy on the soccer field.

Oops...voice to text hears everything.

She won't leave me alone...I think she can tell I'm heart sick and need comforting. WTF America.

I early voted on Friday. So glad to have that option.

Cheesy Grits and Shrimp. I added bacon and green chilis because obviously.

In for the night. I loooooove a quiet hotel room. White sheets, too many pillows and the bed all to myself. Business trips do NOT suck.

Headed to Minneapolis for a Small Business conference for VA vendors. I'm definitely going to the Mall of America because I'm sure they have different stuff than Dallas 😂.

I love Fall. It's Texas so up until a few days ago it was 90 degrees. I'll take what I can get.

Little catch up post. We have a new dog in our family. My son found her on the way home from Baseball practice a month ago. She was obviously someone's dog and we had no intention of keeping her. We took her to the local shelter to find out if she was chipped and find the owner. Turns out she was chipped but the owner after finding out her beloved pet had been found didn't want her back. If I ever have the pleasure of meeting the previous owner I might punch her in the throat. Our little girl is heart worm positive because the human garbage who owned her didn't take care of her like they should have. We decided to keep her and the boys are totally in love. I'm a big dog person so never considered a small dog let alone a chihuahua. She is so sweet. She doesn't bark or yip, is gentle and really a great little dog. Upside...I only have boy children so she definitely getting a cute sweater for the winter!!

I forget I have this place sometimes. Life happens and I just internalize all my shit. Think I'll get back on here more often. Last time I was on here I was attending the funeral for one of the fallen officers in Dallas. I've just been trying to stay on track. Both of my boys were diagnosed with ADHD although they have different types and we are struggling with medications. Got lots of life shit happening. The election is going to make my brain explode. I'm a liberal living in Texas so you can imagine my Facebook newsfeed right now. I'm just over here with my kickass lipstick color and my pimple.