Later's Gators

i love when kittens look fat and stupid like this

take a look at my speciman please

Happy doggies for the holidays :3

anyway be loud and obnoxious and fun with your interests. post abt nothing but them. make posts you’re gonna be embarrassed about later. draw fanart. write fanfiction. talk to your friends about aus and shit that makes you laugh. buy shit bc you want to look like a fictional character even if you’re going to be giving it away at some point in the future. let yourself enjoy things in a “cringey” way bc life is short dude and anything that brings you joy like that is worth doing as long as it’s not hurting people.

Anyway I ❤️ characters who experience such monstrous amounts of trauma in such short spans of time that they genuinely don't realize they were traumatized by it. They had to deal with so much shit at once that after its done, it doesn't even occur to them how much it left an impact. Their actions are clearly influenced by the events, they have the scars to prove it all, but they're just SO focused on protecting the little else they have left that they don't even care to notice. Something about having to be the strong resilient one for those who are hurting and can't sefend themselves, all the while ignoring your own gaping wounds, to ensure they don't suffer as you once did... a shield that protects from the incoming blow, unaware of its dents and rotting wood...a sword that's been broken yet still swings with only the desire to keep its aggressors away from their wielder.... good good shit

you WISH you were eating sweet mulberries from a stranger’s overgrown tree at twilight in a silent neighborhood

why is this getting notes. i was just bragging about my evening it was meant to be like a 2-3 note post with nothing but likes from mutuals

Politely, you did post something quiet and sweet on the yearning website

ok that one’s on me

Carrie Metz-Caporusso

[image description: six photos of tattoos. They are on the backs of fat people, so that the rolls of their bodies are essential to the design. In most the rolls are the stems of flowers. The first is fern fronds. The second is lotus flowers. The third is curling ocean waves. The fourth is tulips. The fifth is daisies. The sixth is lilies. End description.]

this is how the movie went right

Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...

Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!

the comment makes it so much better jdjsj

i want there to be more fanfic aus where everything is the same but for one minor detail. everything is the same but there’s sentient animals wandering around. everything is the same but everyone is called gerry. everything is the same but two characters are siblings for no reason

At the Minnesota Fringe Festival in 2018 there was a show called “Hamlet, But Hamlet’s a Chicken.” It was more or less what it said on the tin. They had made arrangements to borrow some therapy chickens, and for any scene that needed Hamlet, an affectionate handler gently carried in that day’s chicken (it would be one specific chicken for any given performance, but they didn’t have one chicken play Hamlet the whole time as that would have stressed out the chickens) and set her on the stage and then the chicken got to wander around and do whatever she wanted as the other actors did the scene.

There was also, I think, a scene with swordfighting where it was “the fight scene, but everyone’s using pool noodles” and some other similarly bizarre changes, but the MAIN thing I remember

was Hamlet’s soliloquy

because they just announced, “Hamlet’s soliloquy!” and then brought out the chicken and set her on the stage and then let her just hang out being a chicken for like FIVE MINUTES and the entire audience watched, completely riveted. It helps that chickens are cute. At one point she fluffed up her feathers and everyone gasped. A+ show, would go see it again.

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

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Additionally they are explicitly supportive of Palestinian literature

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Go ask your local library if they have audio books. I can almost guarantee you they do

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

As with all german actors in the 30's, you always gotta check the World War II section of their Wikipedia page. Well im happy to report that Marlene Dietrich was in open opposition to the Nazi regime, and in 1937 donated her entire salary for a film (over 9 million dollars in todays money) to helping Jewish refugees :)

<3 SHE WAS A FABULOUS HELLA QUEER ICON <3

mutuals do this!!!!

Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

nihilism is not punk. doomerism is not punk. quitting is not punk.

the stark reality is that if they announced there was 24 hours before a giant comet hit the earth, i would find reason to fight and advocate and celebrate in the ensuing chaos up to the final seconds.

punk is walking into every situation and punching it in the mouth regardless of how big it is or the dominion it holds over your existence.

punk is hope and growth and love and fury and anger and passion and spit in the face of hostile forces.

punk is community and mutual aid and soup kitchens and block parties and festivals and little libraries and clothes drop boxes.

punk is dancing on the deck of a sinking ship because hey you motherfuckers i didn’t hear the music stop.

punk is having the hope for something better on behalf of those who can’t see it right now.

punk is not dead. punk is not dead. punk is not dead. punk is not dead. punk is not dead. punk is not dead.

"or monsterfucker w/ her mom later" WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY I SWEAR TO GOF

There are 50K notes on this post and every variation of this response makes me very proud of myself as a writer.

もう一匹入れそうだよね

Soba cup bed can accept one more small cat, I suppose...

oh yes i know of him. not in the sense that i am familiar with his work but i have seen my mutuals make insane and nonsensical comments about him. so

I cherish the creature

I have drawn your beast