Everyone has something that makes them happy right? Well let me tell you about my happiness. Take a second of your life to let me show you my happiness..

This is my happiness and I would die for him any day

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

Don’t bring this meme back

BRING THIS MEME BACK.

WHAT YEAR IS IT

NEXT YEAR!!

IG : @emperorofmischief

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

mutuals in my heart we are all doing arts n crafts together

Why did someone die in my inbox

has taught me more than my 3 years of F&N

Pad See Ew

Disclaimer: this is not a proper transcription nor the full recipe, just a basic ingredient list I got off the original TikTok’s comment section with some additions by me

- 5 stems of Gai lan or Broccolini

- Thin strips of beef or any protein you want (she uses shrimp in another video, follow your heart)

- Flat rice noodles

- 5-6 Big cloves of garlic (follow your heart)

- Coated in cornstarch and baking soda (appears to use about the same amount of both. Enough to fully coat meat)

- Coated in neutral oil and soy sauce (enough to fully coat meat)

- Seasoned with garlic powder and white pepper (follow your heart)

- 3 Tbsp Soy Sauce

- 2 Tbsp Dark soy sauce

- 2 tsp Fish sauce

- 1 Tbsp Oyster sauce

- 2 Tbsp White Vinegar

- 2 tsp Sugar

- 1 tsp chicken bouillon

- 1/2 tsp White pepper

Leucistic Coyote in Falmouth, Virginia [x]

so many people do not understand that 1) animals are not people, and 2) they aren't teaching their animals what they THINK they are teaching them.

dog group on the book of faces, someone is asking for advice on how to get their dog to come to them after the dog is done relieving itself outside. The dog doesn't like coming to them an they spend ten or twenty minutes or more catching the dog each time to bring it in. Which reminded me of one of many attempts to talk a person through trying to fix exactly this same behavior in *many* other dogs over the years...

Me: So, a quick question for you... does the dog not coming to you and you having to chase them down frustrate you?

Them: Of course!

Me: So what do you do when you finally either catch the dog or get them to come to you?

Them: I give the dog a correction!

Me: So. You get hands on your dog and then you immediately punish them for allowing you to get hands on them. And you wonder why your dog has developed the habit of not coming to you?

Them: No, that's not... I'm punishing them for not coming when I call!

Me: Which was.... fifteen minutes ago, or so, you said?

Them: Yes, when I first called them!

Me: Dogs brains literally cannot link an abstract thought like that. A thought and a consequence MUST happen within 2.4 seconds of one another, or the consequence becomes linked to the most recent behavior, thought, or activity. So, tell me... how is your dog supposed to understand that you punishing them is for the event fifteen minutes ago when you have made such a concerted, if unintentional, effort to teach them that them getting close enough for you to lay hands on them in the yard means an immediate punishment?

Them: But that's not what I *meant*!

Me: Doesn't matter what YOU meant... what THEY learned is that they come to you, and they get punished. Stop punishing your dog for the behavior that you want to see more of.

Stop anthropomorphizing your animals, folks. They don't think like us. Stop setting them - and yourself - up for failure.

ophelia..

I find myself wondering about orca predation of cattle.

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

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