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wait wait wait are gamers now executing gamedevs who try and be less shitty or

gamedev: hey im gonna make a protag who’s not a cishet white dude

gamers: then die (pulls the trigger)

Tis’ the season… http://ourvaluedcashgrab.blogspot.com/

Why does tumblr care that prisoners are being forced to work as slaves

THEYRE CRIMINALS

imagine writing this unironically and posting it to a public space

Time flies when you’re stressed the fuck out

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

oops

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

so I saw this post and was 100% certain it was a joke australians were playing on other countries by pretending a random thing in australia is widespread when it isn’t again because I am nearly 30 and have never once in my entire life at any birthday I have encountered ever seen or heard of this, ever, but then deadybones said it happened in their family so until further notice I am forced to assume this is just some weirdass Sydney thing.

how can lawyers argue without crying 

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet: