cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

Nobody wants to work anymore

guy who yells out “IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT” before letting out the gentlest, smallest scream you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life

genuinely no video on the internet mystifies me like this one

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

Why didn't FAILin just open her eyes so she could see what was going on, is she stupid??

in her defense the only times she ever opens her eyes is to look at elf boobs so can we really blame her

Oh that's true #women

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014

yeah and this is straycatj, the popular tumblr cat. see that’s landlady, she adopted him a few years ago when he kept coming to her house for food. sometimes he runs through paper doors so landlady gives him the “funny face penalty” as you can see in this photo

Stop it! Stop it!! I’m embarrassed! Where is my dignity!? Lowyer! Is there any lowyer!?

I’m so sorry mr j, please don’t bring out your lowyer! I won’t do it again, promise!

OK… so… touch the top of my tail, and send your honesty by neko-pathy…

sending honesty rays via neko-pathy… is this thing working?

Yes! I allow you! Thanks my friend!

everybody say thank you fat femmes

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

Reblog to hug prev and tell them it’s okay

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet