I have an electric blanket just for my cats. Who is domesticated here?
He's orange and he yells all the time so I've been calling him Mr President. Then I caught him literally kissing his own reflection in a gold ornament #catsofinstagram
I offended her somehow
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Since I may not ever get this account back I’m using @larkandkatydid now
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Meredith is wild. I love this cat.
Since I may not ever get this account back I'm using @larkandkatydid now
Behold the absurd marshmallow mermaid pie I made for my aunt's birthday
me on new year's eve: 2016 took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. it took and it took from me until i no longer existed. that's murder. let the punishment fit the crime.
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careers that i am looking into:
- harpy
- beautiful and unattainable nymph who scorns the advances of men and gods alike
- witch who turns men into pigs
@staff says they can't change the account and email is registered to, even though that is exactly what they did by refusing to tie my new, forced yahoo account to my existing Tumblr account.
A woman who is not actively fecund right now is indistinguishable from a grieving, barren shadow of a woman.
Also for the record I saw arrival with my PARENTS! My mother is traumatized and mad at me.
I admire the goal of having more women led science fiction stories but I'd also like well meaning men who write those stories to remember that women have non-uterus related storylines
True Ending: The audit means nothing and we all forget about this in two months.
Normal Ending: The audit means nothing but Jill Stein secretly uses some of her funding to create a crystalline catalyst which connects her to a spirit god that gives her enough energy to make the Greens viable in 2020.
Good Ending: The audit reveals widespread tampering in Trump’s favor. His presidency is overturned and the GOP is humiliated. Hillary becomes the first wokebae president. America is destroyed in a nuclear war with Russia two years later.
Bad Ending: The audit reveals widespread tampering in Trump’s favor. His presidency is overturned, but people refuse to accept the new results. Civil war breaks out and life becomes hell for everyone in the US except for depraved militia leaders. The US government eventually falls and the states break up into separate dictatorships. California doesn’t even notice that anything has happened.
Secret Ending: The audit reveals that Trump’s victory was wider than anyone could have possibly imagined. Democrats are completely humiliated and disappear for the next 8 years.
Joke Ending: Jeb!
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kylie getting a medal for predicting 2016 would be the year of realizing things