This guy knows what he’s talking about. He’s one of the lead writers for Leverage and if you ever watch the series on DVD, do yourself a favor and listen to him talk about how the scripts got written. Some of the advice he has is stuff I use all the time: 1. Don’t introduce an important plot person or thing after the first half of the story. 2. Always tie up loose ends. 3. Introduce important things in the middle of unimportant things. 4. If you have to infodump, find an emotion to tie it to and it will seem less like infodump and more like a motive rant. Seriously this guy knows how to write.

the only way to overcome unrealistic beauty standards and botox culture and the fear of aging is to start living our lives as fully violently and lovingly as possible. be human on purpose

30 Days Self Care Challenge

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

me: *literally says anything*

therapist: can you…. give me an example?

me, someone who has memory problems:

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

same energy

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bless y’all

bonus:

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time