The Verfiably Unreal

I’m taking the Night Vale proverbs and turning them into prompts.

Oh, I forgot! I also made this seal of approval for Berlynn Wohl’s Welcome to Night Vale Tabletop Roleplaying Game. It’s on the back! Handy for all your municipally-approved goods and services and passing thoughts.

"Marcus Vansten understands. He doesn’t want you to be a lowly peddler! Or a capuchin monkey! He wants you to be a chimney sweep."

WIP; Also a terrible excuse to draw tattoos, because I never had the opportunity to do so before.

things are extremely slow right now so im probably going to be reblogging naked cuddles for awhile until some new porn pops up im so sorry u-u

So I had to make a newsletter for my desktop publishing class, and I decided to go with a Welcome to Night Vale theme. 

I’m pretty sure that since the whole Cecil-Carlos thing started happening on the radio, being “very into science” has become Night Vale slang for being HELLA GAY.

e.g. “Hey, is Tom dating Sally?”

"Tom? No, no. Tom’s… very into science.”

"Ooooohhhhh."

Imagine working at an independent retail pharmacy in Night Vale though.

"It’s fall, and that means flu season! Come in before October 15th and get $15 off your immunizations for influenza, zoster, and creeping dread."

Also MTM for hooded figures. Hey, even strange beings have to keep their blood pressure down.

It’s always the nice ones.

Oh my god but imagine how often Carlos has to stop Cecil from sending angry drunk voicemails to Steve’s phone.

"STEEeeeeve Carlsberg. You’re just…you’re just awful. You smell like soup all the time. Why?? And I know you forgot about snack day at the little league game- I KNOW, Steve! God, anyone who would be with you must be completely desperate- shit, wait.”

My dash did a thing

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Imagine Carlos’s family back home ringing him up and telling them that they did a little rooting around, and they love Cecil’s little ‘comedy show.’ To which Carlos just gives a nervous giggle, watching the recovering Khoshekh hovering feebly over the carpet while Cecil is whistling as he boards up the windows to keep out the Glow Cloud on its bi-weekly march through the town.

upsides to being a dragon

downsides to being a dragon

your validity in running for mayor gets questioned

A young college-aged Carlos with Dylan Marron’s hair! #wtnv #carlos #nightvale #carlosthescientist

not necessarily Lazy Day art, but I needed an excuse for cozy sweatshirts and shoulder kisses -ω-