lick my ass, diane. she can do a fucking triple

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whenever you feel bad remember michael buble vomited in leonardo dicaprio's pool
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You’re impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like – like you’re from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don’t go out in the sunlight.

UNDEAD CINEMA: VAMPIRES ON SCREEN

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its 2008. ive logged onto facebook. someone has posted a “which spongebob character are you quiz”. i get squidward.

its 2020. ive logged onto tumblr. someone has posted a “which gay character are you quiz”. i get squidward.

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