smoking the shit that made bingo Little

went to scared.com and they said youre a regular. they said youve got prey animal rank.

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

The hour remained rather on the painful side of ack-emma, but the lark was on the wing, the snail on the thorn, and Jeeves in my room doing the important work of restoring this Wooster to the world, body and soul.

"Jeeves, you stand alone," I said after I had a bit of that.

"If I may be so bold, sir, I think I no longer do."

WOOSTER WAS 24 WHEN JEEVES STARTED WORKING FOR HIM?? I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE 30?? GOD’S FIRST TWINK FOR REAL

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

I dreamt a post last night that was this comic with Walter White and skyler and skylers saying ‘Walter. I know you have fairly odd parents.’ and Walter says ‘skyler I have no idea what you’re talking about’ while his clothes are clearly cosmo and wanda in disguise. But I’m not sure if I’m dreaming of an actual post I saw or if this was a bode situation

OK I SAW THAT POST FOREVER AGO AND I CANT FIND IT

FOUND IT

WHAT!!! THANK YOU LEGEND!!!!

does anyone know if we have the shame spiral tomorrow

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>