microdosing on shame by posting about genuine interests every now and again to build up immunity

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me

You know, I swear it's not about the sex. It's about understanding what people need. No, I don't play games. No gimmicks. It's much more...Subtle? It's not about me, it's about you. Show me.

I didn't know that was an option.

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

BONUS fuck you Ercole:

me after loosening up on the routine that keeps me functioning as a person: why am I not functioning as a person

sometimes u have to just close ur eyes and face the sun a little bit

I say these things, and the world listens, Masha. Because my magic is as strong as an arm. I am never denied.

"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

love and warmth and happiness and most importantly pasta