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You can't judge a book by its cover

@criminalkitten-blog / criminalkitten-blog.tumblr.com

Hey there! My name is Melissa and I'm just your typical girl. Well I really wouldn't call myself typical...i'm not the type of girl who wears dresses and goes to tea parties...i'm more the girl you see in the sneakers climbing trees and hanging out with all the boys. Well I love hanging out with my friends at any time, they're the best and I can't live without them espically my bestfriend Beki. Beki is the most amazing person i've ever met and in most ways she is like my twin sister. I like to sing and can't live without music. I have two younger sisters who are amazing, Samantha is the crazy middle sister who is on a constant sugar high and Chirstina is the smartest girl i've ever met. I am more than happily taken by the love of my life, Chris, the most amazing guy ever. He's my Mr. Perfect! Hmmm what else is there to say in this thingy...Well i'm pretty easy to get along with but I do have a bad side sometimes...I'm really open about everything so if you ask expect to get a blunt straight to the point answer...If you have anything else you want to know just ask...My life is an open book :)
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Moving on!

To all the people who said I couldn’t do it and would fail: Fuck you! I’m in the best place I’ve ever been! I’m getting ready to move into my brand new town home, I have a healthy baby girl on the way, 2 amazing step kids, an amazing, kind, caring husband and an amazing network of family and friends I can count on 💜 Life has been pretty good after a few people left my life and I honestly think they did me a favor by leaving…it has been such a relief to not have that negativity in my life! I just want those people to know if they ever read this that I want to thank you! Thank you for getting your worthless ass out of my life it’s the best gift you could have ever given me! Also that from this point on I will never think of you again…I will never talk about you, think about you, speak your name or even acknowledge you if I see you in the street.🖕🏻

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Lancelot’s haircut was interrupted by a downpour so now he’s Lancelion, the Glorious.

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He is a mighty soul.

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You want to see something punny ??

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therealadkinsdiet

Oh my sweet baby jesus laced with frankincense and myrrh on a cool night on the train to Georgia smellin like the magnolia trees his dad made but looking like the shriveled rasin we all end up looking like but yet so cute and bubbly like the champagne his parents drank that night when they conceived him because lets face joseph dun popped marys pussy like a balloon.

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