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@chxvalrous / chxvalrous.tumblr.com

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omfg... i got my blog back i got my fucking blog back...... after nearly a year of it having been 404′d, tumblr got back to me and said it was a glitch on their side and got me my fucking account back im speechless...

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Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentences

"How much?"
"So what do you like?
"Top? Bottom? Versatile?"
"Give me the royal treatment, then."
"I don't kiss on the lips, sorry."
"So how long have you been doing.. What you're doing?"
"Can you.. Do that again?"
"You don't have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?"
"You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn't trail after someone like me."
"Just because I'm your whore for the night doesn't mean you get permission to treat me like one."
"I wasn't supposed to give you this number.."
"In the day light we don't know each other."
"It was on the house."
"You really fucked me up, you know that? I've never had this problem with a client before--I shouldn't have this problem with a client ever."
"No feelings. That was our deal."
"I can't give you what you want. I can't give you a normal relationship."
"You the one who called for an all nighter?"
"My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?"
"I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!"
"It's okay to call me what I am. A whore, don't need to sugar coat it."
"Of course it's a fake name!"
"This isn't a date, it's business."
"I'll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules."
"I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you--but as--well, you."
"Just because you've been my regular for months/years, doesn't make us friends."
"What do you think this is, 'Pretty Woman'?"
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NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW

               Steve likes kissing quite a bit, especially               passionate kisses, that and kissing his neck,               are probably the fastest way to get him worked              up.

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                                                                                       It’s killing you.                                                                                        People keep getting hurt                                                             and you just can’t stop it.
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