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Cecil | 23 | I like Fire Emblem and Kingdom Hearts
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Dealing with an unsavory player and character.

Setup, We had been running a long term homebrew campaign and a friend of ours brought in a new player who turned out to be a pain in and out of character by looting everything while we all battled the bosses then bluffed his way out.

Just after a boss fight, Me to DM(ooc): So just for clarification true resurrection only needs the smallest organic particle right?

DM: Umm yeah??

ME: Anything like a toenail, Hair or such?

DM again: Yeah..why

ME: Because this guy is pissing me off in and out of game and his character is wearing dragonscale armor with at least several chromatic breeds.

DM: still puzzled then a look of shock.

Me in character: I cast true resurrection on (characters) armor.

Player: rolls 1 on saving throw, 6 dragons immediately erupt from his body while I flee the scene.

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I just watched a man release every Pokemon he caught except for a level 5 Magikarp, waste all of his money and throw away all of his items at the Pokemon center just before the elite four in Pokemon red in order to trap himself in an unwinnable game. He couldn’t beat the elite 4 with a level 5 magikarp, and it couldn’t learn the hm moves necessary to leave victory road, and Magikarp only knew splash and had absolutely no chance of beating the level 40ish Pokemon there so… This guy wanders around victory road hoping a Geodude or Graveler would use selfdestruct or explosion in the first turn of an encounter and miss his Magikarp, which is technically possible because even moves with a 100% hitrate have a 1/256 chance to still miss. It happened eventually, and he beat the elite four with a level 100 gyarados

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autumngracy

What the actual fuck

here’s the video, it’s really interesting to watch and hear his explanations of everything but the most entertaining part is watching him actually do it

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