I'm aMUSEd

— Charles Bukowski (via purplebuddhaquotes)

You know, when I was a kid I had this ritual. I’d close my eyes before I walked into my room. Because I thought that one day when I opened them my sister would be there. Just lying in bed. Like nothing ever happened. You know I’m still walking into that room. Every day of my life. THE X-FILES | Conduit (1.04)  

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anyone wanna go for a hike

Me and the girls taking the trek from poo poo point to pee pee creek

Matthinic Boward

Domatthew Hellamy

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

Sir Isaac Newton discovers Mercury (1699)