psychologist: playing an instrument improves your mental health!

me, a musician: hey now wait a minute

I don’t think anyone has done this yet.

Woke up at 3 am with this image in my head and I don’t know how to deal with it

lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars?

I have other questions

i’ve seen this so many times and it just fucking gets funnier every single time it comes back. this is humor at its fuckign finest nothing else can ever top this

fun new year’s resolution ideas

-form better practicing habits -listen to more Shostakovich -appreciate the viola -drink more water -write good music for euphonium -eat lots of popcorn

Ever wondered what Orchestra stands for?

O- Only R- rosin C- cronching H- helps E- ease S- stress. T- Tchaikovsky R- really A- agrees.

Well now you know

“okay guys! one last time! i promise!”

me running away from my responsibilities

I love etudes

trumpet players always be like

“it’s not spit its condensation”

low brass admits it

“it’s fucking spit” i tell the confused onlookers, creating a small ocean on the floor

meanwhile the horn players are sobbing because they can’t find the spit after emptying evERY GODDAMN SLIDE WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NOISE COMING FROM FUCK

the holy trinity

“oops I did it again” (2000) by Britney Spears slaps harder than anything Wolfgang amadeus Mozart & his pussy ass piano EVER could have produced

Fucking fight me Mozart literally wrote a song called lick my ass then followed it up with lick my ass nice and clean. Brittney has nothing on fucking Wolfgang ‘lick my ass’ Mozart

not only that, but he played it to the bitch who broke his heart. iconic

Things you should not do in band:

Light your instrument on fire

things you should not do in orchestra:

not light your instrument on fire

things you should do instead:

light your stand partner’s instrument on fire - they’re flat anyway

things you should do instead of lighting your stand partner’s instrument on fire:

light your stand partner on fire

Musicians of Tumblr: Do you have a specific first thing you always do when you take out your instrument? And if so, what is it?

put it back

Actual photo of me in rehearsal