Testing out my tag list to see who is still here. I’m updating some stuff and I want to share my updates again. 😊 Please me know if you changed your screen name or if you made a new account so I can add you. 😊

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Behind every writer on AO3 is actually a dragon that hoards kudos, comments and bookmarks.

this is accurate

thanks to dr. chuck tingle a true hero and buckaroo

update

Chuck Tingle is a gift.

(Yes, the Ao3 Hugo nom is about the people doing the back-end infrastructure work, and by G-D they deserve that nomination, they deserve to WIN. But also, Chuck Tingle is a gift.)

WHY HAS NO ONE ADDED THE SUMMARY?

BECAUSE THIS IS AMAZING AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.

THERE ARE SOME PRETTY KINKY AND FLUFFY AND DARK SMUT ON AO3. CAN YOU IMAGINE BEDDING THE HUMAN MANIFESTATION OF SOME OF THE MOST ROMANTIC AND NASTY STORIES?

JUST.

IT’S AMAZING AND I AM LIVING.

We also needed the cover, okay

me, in 2014: friends, let’s all nominate AO3 for a hugo! IT WILL BE BRILLIANT and we’ll have so much to celebrate!

Chuck Tingle: hold my juice glass

This whole thing is amazing, but I want it to be known that I was prepared to reblog purely for the phrase “handsome website”

If you're a creator and you needed to hear this today:

You have no idea how many people lurk on your work. No idea how many times people go back to revisit your work. How big they smile when they simply think about your work. How fast their heart beats, how excited they get when they see that you posted something.

People are shy with their feedback. Sometimes it’s because they’re simply shy. Other times it’s because they assume you already know how great and talented you are. Could be both.

My point is, even if you barely have any likes or reblogs, don’t get discouraged. You have a lot of silent fans, but they are still your fans. Keep on creating. Because there is always someone out there who will love what you have made.

Rosewood - A Priest!Tom One Shot

AU Priest!Tom Hiddleston Fanfiction.

NSFW.

IMPORTANT PREFACE: This story is not for everyone. It is NSFW and features Priest!Tom - you connect the dots. If you are someone who is easily offended about the themes discussed in this story (a mix of religious and sexual), I would STRONGLY urge you not to continue reading. So, if you ignore my warning, choose to read, and find that it makes you incredibly uncomfortable that’s on you. Now without further ado,  I present: Rosewood ;)

(x, used with permission from the lovely lokishorcruxinthetardis)

It is a quiet Friday, much like any other. Parishioners coming and going. Some confessing their sins in his presence, others more comfortable with him just hearing their voices. Father Tom sits in his little wooden chair, shrouded in darkness save for the solitary light that illuminates his hunched figure. He passes the time by reciting silent prayers as he advances on his rosary. The rosewood beads give off a pungent aroma, reminding him of when he received it as a gift from the Pope - the memory brings a smile to his face even now.

A creak of the door followed by quiet footsteps interrupt him, and the leather cushion of the kneeler hisses under the weight of his next confessor. From the other side of the divider, she bows her head and says, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”

Keep reading

Still one of the best fics EVER.

Resources For Fantasy & Mythology Writers

Designing A World

The Middle Ages

Mythology

Questions To Ask When Worldbuilding

Magic

not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]

ajznxjsks i know i reblogged this before except t'challa didn’t want to kill him??? he really didn’t?? Erik chose to die bc he would rather have death over captivity??? t'challa didn’t kill voluntarily him, man

you’re right and that’s on me, I was in such a hurry to type “Okoye yeets Killmonger” that I let myself forget history

Imagine if Hela was around too, since Thanos wouldve gobe to Asgard for the Tesseract

They only had to wait for a bit more guys

Thanos [arriving on Asgard]: hey where’s the fuckin-

[Hela, all-powerful from her extended time on Asgard, slam dunks Thanos and stabs him with approx. 86000 swords and melts down the infinity gauntlet to put sick gold tips on her horn crown]

Hela: sick

Better version than I reblogged previously

but then Hela would have infinity stones, which would be way worse for everyone

except for us an audience, because she’s a thousand times more fun to watch than the purple turd man

Okay but now I’m just imagining killmonger being yeeted onto the battlefield and killing Thanos and taking the infinity gauntlet for himself, only to be stabbed (again) by Hela as SHE then takes it from killmonger, and then Loki sneaks up like “hey sis” and grabs and is about to use it himself only for Thor to be all like “brother……” wherein Red Skull appears out of nowhere, snatches it from Loki, and runs off only to be clotheslined by an Ultron who absolutely nobody saw coming and so on and so forth.

it’s finally scooped up by Jeff Goldblum, who somehow wandered onto the battlefield without anyone noticing. he won’t say anything but “… you know ;)” when asked what he plans to do with it.

congrats on living up to your url spectacularly

no one:

chris evans on set:

Wow we’re the same.

Don’t we all love some good old cinematic parallels?

Yes, we do!

“I don’t wike it.”

Seriously though, I haven't seen this movie but he looks INCREDIBLE. Slay, bro.

My favourite incarnation of Sebastian Stan: The Martian press tour - Beijing, 2015.

I’ll never be over little fresh meat

I’m pretty sure I stared at the last gif, giggling and gasping and cursing for at least eight straight weeks. It’s just so good.

How dare you! My kryptonite!

He’s just so….*blushes* :)

Tumblr won’t let me like this again

Psst. Look what I found…

He is definitely fresh meat.

Confused fresh meat.

Should I really reblog this post again?!

Yes. Yes, I should…

Still trying to work the kinks outta the ol’ flux capacitor… Why didn’t someone stop him?!

If you didn’t reblog @meleedamage I would have!

I wonder if there’s a record for the number of times a post has been reblogged by the op…

God, I love this post.

Too much long haired goodness to pass up on Seb Sunday, so @ceebeetumbles enjoy again!

This is the gift that keeps giving @whostheblondegirl 💕

Extremely Naughty Starters

Send a sentence and a muse and I’ll write a drabble or starter for it. Warning! Derogatory language and name calling!

“You’re so tight around me, baby, it feels so good.” “Where do you want me to cum, sweetheart?” “I’ve been looking forward to fucking you all day.” “I can’t stop thinking about your cock inside of me.” “Your slutty mouth feels so nice around my cock.” “Your nipples are awfully sensitive…” “I’m going to pump you full of my cum.” “Get over here and sit on my face.” “I’ll be the 6 and you be the 9.” “Your ass looks amazing in those panties.” “Send me a picture of you touching yourself.” “Cum inside me, fill me up…“ “I’m putting a plug in you so you’ll have to feel my cum inside of you all day.” “Your pretty face is so lovely covered in my cum.” “I went lingerie shopping just for you…” “Use those pretty feet to get me off.” “I touched myself while thinking of you.” “Fuck me until I can’t think anymore!” “Swallow every last drop or I won’t let you cum.” “Fuck yourself on your fingers for me.” “You’re my little whore.” “Beg for my cock like the little slut you are.” “Spread your legs so I can watch my cum drip out of you.” “I’ve never cum so hard in my life.” “Show me those nice tits of yours.” “How many loads can you take?” “What would (insert name) say if they saw you like this?” “Ride their cock while I watch.” “That actually feels…really good…” “You scratched the shit out of me…do it again.” “I want to eat you out until you’re screaming my name.” “Slip those panties to the side and let me fuck you.” “I’m so fucking wet for you, baby.” “Lick up your mess, slut.”

Sebastian Stan getting a Blowjob: