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The only cops I trust

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing 

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

god these headlines

sometimes when i go for a walk i look at the sky and realize that i really love earth & nature like i just get this really nice feel. i love it

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

“1,000,000 feet”

This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic

Were running out of content

just a dude & his skateboard

You never realize how much profanity is in a movie until you try to watch it with your grandmother.

when i stretch in the morning

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

Learn how to swim Bitch

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

Me irl