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@thembtisquad / thembtisquad.tumblr.com

Some people think feeler-doms are tearful glass-people who need to be handled with kiddie gloves at all times. Those people are correct. [ISFP ENFJ shitpost generator]
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mbti types as reactions to the last jedi

ISTJ: it was the worst one
ISFJ: it was the best one!
INFP: so many stormpilot gifsets
ESFJ: so many reylo gifsets
ENFP: um actually reylo is trash
ENTJ: um actually in the expanded universe
INTP: *buys every new star wars LEGO set*
ESTP: i don't like those movies *is lying*
ESTJ: i don't like those movies *is telling the truth*
ISFP: say what you want about the plot but the cinematography was a cut above
INFJ: 9 Predictions for What's Going to Happen in Star Wars Episode IX
INTJ: 12 Fan Questions Left Unanswered by The Last Jedi
ENFJ: rip carrie fisher :( forever in our hearts
#mbti#tlj#intp#intj#infj#infp#enfp#entp#enfj#entj#isfj#istj#esfj#estj#ISTP#estp#esfp#ISFP
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mbti types as things that suck about christmas

INTP: getting gifts for relatives you don't like
INFP: getting bad gifts and pretending you like them
ISFP: wishing you were still a kid so you could get gifts
ESFJ: "um actually christmas is about the gift of GIVING"
ENFJ: "ummmmm aCTUALLY christmas is about our LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST"
ENTJ: yes, the holidays are definitely the right time to argue about politics
ESTP: gets wasted on eggnog
ENFP: eggnog
ENTP: draws on face of person nogwasted
ISTP: *leers under mistletoe*
ISFJ: The Christmas Prince on Netflix
ESFP: the Kids' Table™
ESTJ: being too old for the Kids' Table™
INFJ: thinking about how christmas will never live up to the ephemeral magic that surrounded the holiday as a child and falling into a deep existential depression about how you can never appreciate the present as much as your future self will wish you had
ISTJ: don't celebrate christmas? too bad everything is closed
INTJ: mediocre, overly-meta topical christmas-themed posts
#mbti#christmas#intj#infj#intp#infp#enfp#entp#entj#enfj#isfj#esfj#estj#istj#istp#estp#isfp#esfp
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ENFJ: Someone said “No” very loudly while they were in the room ISFJ: Knitting needles too heavy ISTP: The Unpleasantness INTP: Night brain (whatever that means) ISFP: Garden troubles INFP: Shawl insufficiency ENFP: Too many pillows ESFP: Too little pillows ESTJ: Letter reading fits ESFJ: Drawing room anguish INFJ: General Bummers ISTJ: Spent more than a month in London after growing up in Yorkshire ESTP: Flirting headaches ENTJ: Spinal degeneration as a result of pride INTJ: Sherry too cold ENTP: Mmmf

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I mean I’m somewhat sure I’d die of not seeing the sea in a very long time.

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infpsychology

Wtf???

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Person 1: Ur an ExTP (provides intelligent explanation referencing multiple points in the model)

Person 2: Ur an ExFP (provides intelligent explanation referencing multiple points in the model)

Keys2cognition: Ur an INTJ. You have tested 5 times out of 5, in different moods and at different levels of focus, as INTJ. I think it’s pretty obvious.

Person 3: MBTI is great and you only have one type

Person 4: Read my post where I subconsciously imply that Ne and Se are exactly the same.

Me:

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ESFJ: What did you think of the spirit rally, INTP?

INTP: I thought it was quite surprising that people were actually invested enough in it to cheat.

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ENFP: ily
INTP: thanks
ENFP: say it back!
INTP: no
ENFP: SAY IT BACK!
ENFP: *proceeds to take 1000 annoying snaps of INTP* SAY IT BACK!
INTP: *pinches ENFP's cheek very violently in retaliation*
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“I’ve made a horrible mistake.” — Everyone who’s invaded Russia in the winter

INTP: Isn’t that basically everyone, ever?

ENTP: By the transitive property, everyone, ever, has invaded Russia in the winter.

INTP: Did you invade Russia without me?

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Conversation between ESFP and ESFJ:

ESFP: You’re the best!

ESFJ: No, you’re the best!

And their shadows, INTJ and INTP:

INTJ: You’re the worst.

INTP: I know. So are you.

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ISFJ: did you study for the quiz, INTP?
INTP: I mean, I looked at the words
INTP: as long as I finish first
INFP: but will you get them right? that's what matters
INTP: no the most important thing is to finish first and look confident
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the types as ghosts

INFP: cute ghost. they are small but brave. they have big ideas, and they fly through wind chimes in the night to make songs for you.

ENFP: eager ghost. they are so excited about so many things. they don’t seem to care that they can’t do everything they want to.

INFJ: dreamy ghost. they are very nice and help you a lot, but they always seem focused on something faraway, in the distance.

ENFJ: thoughtful ghost. they give you hugs and bring you nice things when you feel bad. you can tell that they’re sad you can’t hug them back.

INTP: reflective ghost. it seems like they want to learn more about everything in the world. you think about what they do when they’re alone.

ENTP: witty ghost. you laugh at their bad jokes, but they never do. you wonder whether they’re telling the truth when you ask why not.

INTJ: powerful ghost. they seem driven by determination; maybe that’s why they came back. you hope whoever did this to them isn’t around any more.

ENTJ: diligent ghost. they are always working on secret projects that they don’t want to show you. you want to help them, but you don’t know how.

ISFP: withdrawn ghost. they read poetry to you and glitter in the sunlight. you’ve seen them walking through the fields when no one else is around.

ESFP: enthusiastic ghost. it seems like they’re always smiling. you have never seen them downcast, but maybe that’s because they don’t want you to.

ISTP: resilient ghost. they never fade, and they’re always leaping into action. you ask them how they can be so strong, and they just smile.

ESTP: lively ghost. you love talking to them, because they are so outgoing and vibrant that it seems sometimes like they’re alive.

ISFJ: bittersweet ghost. you share quiet moments. it seems like they can turn invisible sometimes, and you wonder if there’s a reason why.

ESFJ: gentle ghost. they help you learn from your mistakes. they say they can give you luck, and you secretly think that maybe they can.

ISTJ: calm ghost. they always have a level head when you’re panicking; maybe it’s because they’re already dead. they give you good but firm advice.

ESTJ: sensible ghost. you talk to them about your regrets, and they tell you stories about when they were alive. you laugh together.

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if this post gets to 500 notes I’ll get 16 people (probably from my school) of each mbti type and add them all to a Skype group conversation and see how it goes and make a few posts about it i might try to ask them questions too but I honestly don’t know what will happen

#dis my school#we started a cult!
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ENFJs I’ve Met (by an INFJ)

What I noticed and observed about them: (3 FEMALES & 3 MALES)

  1. Almost all of the ENFJs I know are extremely approachable and friendly. They’re like a breath of fresh air. Their vibes are just so nice and infectious. 
  2. However, two of the ENFJ females I know may seem snobbish at first–probably due to their second dominant function; Ni (which causes them to overthink and not be aware of their face). I highly doubt they mean it though–their caring actions say otherwise, anyway. 
  3. When you converse with them, you’ll notice that they have this glow in their face that just makes you want to keep talking. They have the ability to make people feel comfortable and special.
  4. They mold themselves as they talk to people. They know what the other person is into or what the other person is going through–and they will use their interpersonal skills to know exactly what to talk about. And how to act. They are the ultimate chameleons.
  5. They hold onto what they feel is right and wrong, and will feel insulted/disgusted if they see other people not behaving in a way that they don’t believe in–but will keep it to themselves to avoid conflict (unless they are the more assertive ENFJs).
  6. Almost all of the ones I know are musically-inclined and love using their music abilities to gather people together and jam with them; or well, to impress their crushes. 
  7.  The ENFJ guys I know are the “larger-than-life” type of guys. They really stand out because of their lively, childish, yet determined personality.
  8. Most of the ENFJs I know are charismatic. When they talk, people quiet down because they know that they have something meaningful to say. Or derpy. There is no in-between.
  9. These are the peacemakers. Sure, they have strong opinions– but they’re mostly focused on what’s good for everyone. They don’t like taking sides because they want to be fair; and want to take the time to understand both.
  10. Some of the ENFJs I know don’t really know themselves. They aren’t the most introspective individuals since they focus more on others–so sometimes this may lead to them not knowing much about what they truly like. I remember one of my ENFJ friends was asked what her favorite music genre was by an acquaintance– and she didn’t know how to answer; like she was afraid that she’d end up saying the wrong genre.
  11. They actually rant a lot to their close friends about how they truly feel about certain people–but when they are faced with the people they were ranting about–they act as if they hadn’t said anything bad about them behind their back…and what more is that they act like they’re best friends with them. Their chameleon skills are impressive.
  12. They aren’t as organized as ESFJs, but they have their own way of being organized. They’re just much more chill than ESFJs. And forgetful.
  13. Seeing them in action is so entertaining. Organizing events, talking to people, helping people, reciting in class. It’s like they were born to make the world a much easier place.
  14. Some of the ENFJs I know had a difficult time getting out of toxic relationships. They wouldn’t give up on their significant other even if the bad outweighed the good in the relationship. They really do focus on the good of people.
  15. Some of the ENFJs I know could be mistaken for being flirty because they don’t ever turn off their charm (even when they’re uninterested). And this could lead the trouble if they aren’t single.
  16. ENFJs are softies at heart. I swear, they have a lot of love to share. Even if they don’t show it–you’ll notice it eventually. They love romantic movies! (Even the guys) Such a giveaway. 

Well, what do you guys think? Agree or disagree? :)

P.S. I created an “About Me” page on my blog so check it out if you’d like to know a bit more about the girl behind this blog :) http://the-anomalous-infj.tumblr.com/aboutme

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g-host-s-deactivated20191015 asked:

I lived a painfully stereotypical scene the other day : I (INFP) have seen a thin sun ray on the couch and ran to lie down and enjoy it, while my bf (ENTJ) was reading a guide to survive a zombie invasion just next.

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