Hands Up, Don't Shoot

Seth Rogen saying “I do my best dude that was mean” in response to someone asking why he’s so terrible is really Something, like it honestly had never occurred to me that Seth Rogen actually put effort into his shit let alone that he does his best. Imagine that. Imagine that kind of output being your best work. I’m sad now.

next time i feel bad about myself i’ll just remember that seth rogen is doing his best

I SWEAR YALL WANT ME TO DIE YOUNG 😩💀😂😂😩💀😂

@hopeinnegativespaces good luck sis

😂😂😂I hate this

Oh. My. Fuck. 

This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big bottle of uncorked shame

when you start to give bae head and he says he about to cum already 

I honestly hate this website.

who did this?

if Billie Jean is not his lover, then who is she?

a liar, a scammer, a fraud 

a messy bitch who lives for drama

literally

She’s just a girl

You’re so pretty! Omg your body is amazing😩 How are you still single?! … CUZ THESE NIGGAS GOT ME FUCKED UP AND I…

dont forget to remind ppl who the fuck u r in case they start getting 2 comfortable

I don’t even think the turkey on the right is washed tbh

That turkey didn’t die to be disrespected

I mean for real

Oh mah gawd

Like DAMN. Twitter is revealing too many tragic looking Turkeys. Like Jesus.😩😩

Sebastian Stan attends Knicks game 11.22.2016

Leslie Jones and Sebastian Stan attend Knicks game 11.22.2016*

Lol that correction is everything

Like I didn’t even notice Sebastian. Lol how could they not even mention Leslie.

Same! And you know I love Seb, but I had no idea he was even in these pics lol

Lmao she posted a pic on her Instagram saying even SHE didn’t notice Sebastian

random dude:  i was a slimy dirty dirt man before I met my girlfriend. before her I never owned soap , would slip on the caked floor doodoo on my way out the shower and wore crunchy socks stained with nut, but she helped me do the shit i was already supposed to be doin :)

yall: this is so cute! goals!

Erykah Badu got me dyin’ reading this article in US Weekly.

I knew i wasn’t the only one…

HOOD DICK THO

can totally relate @ the first one.