Monday mood
What do you think? Did I get it right? Do I look like the emoji?
Sharing a coffee with @leslieglewis and staring out onto Canal Street, wondering what this week will bring.
The maitre’d asked me to please wait outside 30 mins ago. No one else seems to be waiting for a table out here though so I don’t understand why it’s taking so long. My only conclusion is that they forgot about me because I’m so tiny. Damn it, I’ve been craving some @dimestimes matcha pancakes since I woke up...
Cloudy cold Saturday’s are best spent in bed...
A tiny Pom surrounded by 100 tiny paintings, sadly not one of me.
#tbt to my first snow when I was just a young girl, still in my Pom uglies without my gorgeous thick fur coat, and annoyed at the cold wind blowing in my tiny face.
Trying so hard to touch my tongue to my nose.
When your friends try to set you up with a new guy on a group outing but he doesn’t seem into you, so you just stand there and feel awkward.
It’s officially “cuffing season” in NYC, aka time to find a boyfriend to snuggle with during the cold winter months. I thought I’d have my mid-day coffee where all the boys skate during lunch but no one is here. Maybe if I stare in the direction of @dimestimes I’ll catch someone’s eye and they’ll walk this way...
On this gloomy, wet NYC day, it’s important to take some time for joy and beauty. So I’m making life easier for everyone by giving my sexiest #tongueouttuesday pose (aka some joy) while snuggled in a gorgeous silk blanket my grandmother brought back from India (aka some beauty). You’re welcome.
This is how I feel about rainy, cold Mondays...it’s useless to even get out of bed.
Ok @leslieglewis, I’ll smile and look cute on these tiny bales of hay at our friend’s apt in TriBeCa. Because I know this is the closest I’m going to get to a pumpkin patch since you broke up with your upstate boyfriend. Why does your love life have to affect my fun?
#tbt to a hilarious outtake of me by the fire station.
Ok @leslieglewis, how about you take the photo quickly before this lion decides to slam its paw down and eat me? You keep telling me it’s just a statue but something feels off.
TFW you step outside into the cold morning and have to decide: am I going to just get through today or am I going to take the day on full force and kill it? The next thought being of course...how fast can I run to the coffee shop?
Ok @leslieglewis I’m a little nervous here posing for this pic because I’m pretty sure that the gourd behind me might actually give me a wart of some sort or maybe even eat me. I don’t even want to turn around and see it. I’m going to slowly back up towards the hay but you need to tell me if I get too close to the pumpkin version of Jabba The Hut.