Land Of Chaos And Noise

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

And what do you think you can bring to our company?

Gonna steal from it

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

CHILCHUCK TIMS SAYS WORKERS RIGHTS!!

Inspirational words for freelancers, hourly paid workers and salarymen alike

(There will be stickers, watch this space :,,)

help me

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

believe women

Childhood can be scary.

A collection of some of my hand-drawn horror looping animations!

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

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kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis

kitten i think you might be stupid

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

vibes tbh

#the shitpost calligrapher is still alive??#tbh I thought they deactivated a while ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DEAD IM JUST ON HOLIDAY I *HAVE* INTERNET!!!

Sometimes I can still hear them post…

Desire

love using (!) excessively, like yes!!! i am so very excited!!!! right now!!!!! i love you!!!!!!