NO DIVA, NO LIFE

dawning on me that it may not be appropriate to send the harrier du bois gun in mouth gif when mildly inconvenienced

there needs to be a way to use this gif without the threat of being institutionalized

I told him he can’t eat my food so now he’s looking at me like this

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

Can we please stay on topic here

YTA

A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.

me in my animal crossing house after that fox has sold me another fake painting

painfully true

Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry

Soda was an effervescent corn-based drink that was popular during the height of the American Empire. Regionally known as pop or coke in some provinces, it was prepared by extracting corn sugars into a thick syrup to be mixed with water

Often dispensed from a many spouted font and served with small, rectangular blocks of ice. Some varieties of soda were thought to have energy enhancing properties.

monkeycatluna on ig

Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

2005 advert for Kirby’s Canvase Curse/Power Paintbrush

JERK SESH = COMPLETED

I’d carry his kids in me for 9 months I’d carry them for 9 years if I could