if u ever called me pretty I lov you. ur pretty too

*wakes up* what the fuck

My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it

Me: Man this edible ain’t doing shit

Me 30 minutes later:

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

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Disappointed but not surprised

Roast session except I tell you how much I love you