I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

Oh my god

I’m dead now

MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this

[curls up on floor dying from cuteness] That first cheetah sounds at one point like it’s saying “Hi! Hi! Hi!”

I hate when men smirk and gloat and say shit like “Women are attracted to powerful men,” like that negates any feminist impulse, like they think that at the heart of all women is this little, mincing girl that wants to be dominated.

I just roll my eyes because, dude. If you ever read the second half of any fucking harlequin novel ever, and saw how the hero always ends up blubbering on his knees and saying shit like “I can’t live without you! You unman me!” you’d realize that being attracted to powerful men is just the first part of a two-step plan.

The second step is to completely fucking annihilate him.

Apparently this is the most important thing I’ll ever say.

*clears throat* Allow me to quote Jayne Ann Krentz: “In the romance novels … the woman always wins. With courage, intelligence, and gentleness she brings the most dangerous creature on earth, the human male, to his knees. More than that, she forces him to acknowledge her power as a woman.” (“Introduction” from Dangerous Men and Adventurous Women: Romance Writers on the Appeal of Romance.) The romance hero may start as a total alphahole, but by the end of the novel, as stated above, HE HAS TO CHANGE. He needs to become respectful and treat the heroine as an equal partner, otherwise it won’t work. This is why Elizabeth Bennet refuses Mr Darcy the first time but accepts him later. This is what so many people miss. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for this post.

What she says: I’m fine What she means: the how I met your mother ending was so illogical because Ted sat down to tell his kids the story of how he met their mother, a story of love and friendship and pain and heartache and happiness and adventure and all they got out of it was that he wanted to bang their aunt Robin, who was Teds best friends ex wife (not cool Ted) which basically made the mother nothing more than an incubator so we spent 9 seasons waiting for Ted to meet “the love of his life” only to have her die and him end up with his season 1 romance which just destroyed seasons of character development for not only him, but Barney too who we watched finally learn how to love for an entire season only to watch him get divorced within fifteen minutes of showtime and Robin and Teds romance was not even a good one

Watch: ‘The Daily Show’ finds Donald Trump supporters largely fail “extreme vetting” test

In other news: water is wet.

Scalzi

I respect and admire John very much, so it’s super gratifying to read on his blog the exact same thing I’ve been saying.

(via wilwheaton)

Cabinet battle no. 1 in Hamilton reminded me of the schoolhouse rock song about the national debt and i thought to myself, alright…….but what if….

LOVE

Did you know Lynn Ahrens wrote a lot of those original Schoolhouse Rock songs?

ALL PROPS TO LYNN AHRENS *siren sounds, brrap brrap braap*

Hamilton + Text Posts Part 25/?

Okay I’m going full Old Man Miranda here and asking what are text posts and why are they so funny help Old Man out I want to laugh too

“what do you think about when you daydream or get distracted?”

nothing. my head is just a running loop of the hamilton original cast recording

VERY GOOD.

Okay, but here’s the thing I’m fascinated by:

The show begins with Burr coming onto an empty stage in that burgundy coat.  "How does a bastard, orphan,“ etc.  Everyone else comes out in their off-white “storyteller” costumes, the ones that allow them to represent everyone and no one.  Daveed is both Jefferson and Lafayette; Jasmine is both Peggy and Maria.  Even Hamilton doesn’t have that brown coat until Eliza puts it on him.  (Later she takes it from him and Burr gives him his blue soldier’s coat, which killed me.)

In other words, every single character is able to take off their identity except Burr.  From the moment he first appears, the only character in a distinguishing color, he’s branded, and by the end of the song, he tells us why: I’m the damn fool that shot him.

Now I’m the villain in your history.

Hamilton can be forgotten (not necessarily a mercy, since that was clearly his greatest fear), but Burr doesn’t have that luxury.  From the very first scene, he’s stained with wine-red.  He’s not permitted to let us forget what he’s done.

I especially love this since I have not seen the stage production and did not know they wore the off-white costumes as “storyteller” roles.

It’s a great song on its own, and then it’s a great song that plays with the dual roles of some of the characters, and now it’s a great song that plays with the dual roles of some of the characters and utilizes costuming to add even more meaning.

Mr. Darcy + Lizzy Mr. Dameron + Finn

Crookshanks and Hermione are judging u so hard if you have house elves

Can we have the movies again but computer generated claymation?

OMG. She’s PERFECTION! I want to see the rest of the characters rendered this way now… 

HOLY COW THIS ART IS SO AMAZING IT’S LIKE PIXAR LEVEL YOU COULD SEE ALL OF HER HAIRS AND CROOKSHANKS IS SO CUTE OMFG

The Blacklist + The Onion Headlines (Pt. 1)

Ok but these are really cool tho.

(Source: collegehumor/blogwell/Caldwell Tanner)

I’m Going To Hold This Over Your Head For A Very Long Time

A/N: Just a little something light and fluffy to fill the cracks in your broken heart after that season finale.

—-

They sit on the couch together, arms wrapped around each other. The room is dark save for the light of the tv. Tissues litter the floor around their feet and empty mugs of various sizes sit empty on the coffee table. 

“Shall I make you more tea?” Killian asks, his eyes concerned as Emma sneezes, hand clutching her chest, feeling it in her lungs. 

“I’m fairly certain there is more tea in my body then blood,” Emma says, her voice thick with sickness. 

The end credits begin to role and David sighs dramatically from upstairs. 

“That is the seventh time today!” he exclaims. “Thank God that’s over.”

Emma snuggles her head against Killian’s chest, holding on tight to him as her body shakes. One arm around her shoulders he’s pulls the blanket up over her lap with his free hand. 

“Can you hit play again?” she asks softly. 

Killian could practically quote the movie back to her now, possibly even do a one man show. But he nods, pressing his lips against her burning hot forehead, and picking up the remote to replay the movie. 

“Please, no!” David cries. “It is three o’clock in the morning!” 

“Remember that time-”

“Dont!” 

“That you stabbed me in the back and killed me?!” 

“It was a different reality! Let it go!” 

“I died!” 

“Oh my gosh!”

Killian hits the button and the opening music blares downstairs. 

“Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin.” 

“Deal with it, Dave!” 

This is everything. Love love love

tHERE IT IS

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

I connect with these panels on a spiritual level

this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.

You know what might prevent Emma from going evil? SEX. Sex gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't go all dark & wanna destroy entire villages.

LMAO

I have been wanting to paint this since this picture came out! I tried my new oil brushes from Kyle T Webster, they are lovely! This will be up on my redbubble soon. Please no reposting :)