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Because We'll Need Them To

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Rebecca. Extreme Loki Trash. Multifandom Mess. I attempted to be just a MCU blog, and while I remain loyal to the Infinity Saga, the MCU has pretty much lost me, resulting in my disaster of a blog.
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I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.

The hell do you mean “use a tea light” you’re telling me those things can be used to heat tea???

Fam I’ve been lied to and deceived

Wait please what are you being told, this has raised many questions about tea lights for me.

Apparently the way you’re supposed to use tea lights is like this

Which no one ever told me is possible or exists and might now become my villain origin story after suffering years of cold tea

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graaaaceeliz

I'm sorry they're what

They heat tea. They heat tea because they’re tea lights. They’re named that way because they’re literally devices to keep your tea warm and somehow no one has ever told me this and they’re tea lights to heat tea and I might just—[CENSORED]

I’m glad we’re all having a normal one today folks

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yah its been years but no matter what ending steve rogers "deserved" he would have NEVER stayed back in time and retired. because while he could retire from captain america, he could never retire from being steve rogers. he would have never left sam wilson (his right hand man) high and dry with the shield -- he would have been there to help with the transition, especially in the face of a corrupt government. he would have never bucky (a person he promised to be with until they died) who had self-worth issues and decades of trauma alone in the future. the real steve rogers could never sit back and relax while bad things happened all around him. he could never trade the picket line for a picket fence.

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