Howl’s Moving Asshole

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this shit was more tantalizing than any studio ghibly foods

it’s the way spongegar and patar were so fucking hungry for it, drooling everywhere just going fucking nuts for these things

Great job everybody! This garden is looking beautiful!

Message from the garden

In the world of the penis, good is losing. Will you tip the scales, or will you push deeper into darkness?

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

you guys remember when ruth bader ginsburg died and during her funeral her boytoy trainer did push ups next to her sarcophagus?

I love you time theft I love you long breaks I love you wasting time in the bathroom I love you texting on the clock

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014