Embrace the cringe.

Write weird fanfic.

Read weird fanfic.

In my personal experience (which is, granted, not universal) I have never been an actor in a play that 100% went as it was supposed to the whole time. There is always an actor who skips a line, or forgets stage directions, or took a bit too long to change costumes and is now late for their appearances. But the thing about theater is that it's a live performance- you can't just apologize and redo the scene. You have to carry the characters through the important plot beats even if you have to ad-lib to do so. Do you get what I'm saying? A character in a play is not a fixed thing. A book will not change lines between readings. A movie will not change shots between rewatchs. But in theater, a character may act differently, speak differently, but they have to reach the same ending regardless. Characters in a play are trapped, not because things are already written- they do have some leeway- but because everything will conspire to drag them back on their predestined road. Do you understand? Do you understand what I'm saying?

currently going batshit insane abt @writevale’s ai au strings between the stars. go read it on ao3. please

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn't KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche "mistake" known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don't know they're in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you're not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?

https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/irs-complaint-process-tax-exempt-organizations

3. Nature of violation

to simplify: churches are forbidden to promote specific political parties or candidates, in order to maintain tax-exempt status.  no religious institution is allowed to make explicit political statements, including “this party is bad,” “this party is good,” “you should vote for x,” “you should not vote for x,” or “let’s raise money for x political party or campaign.”  all of those things are super illegal!  if they’re going to act as a political entity, they need to pay taxes like any other political entity!  report their asses!!!!

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My American followers, please do your part

Ooooh I know so many pastors that violate this rule

some more book!husbands.

trying to make crowley's look scream "DICKHEAD" when you look at him and the he stands next to az and it screams "SUGAR BABY"

also when they get home:

"Passing curiosity", a Good Omens very silly comic.

I regret nothing.

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

I don't speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going "Wait that's not 'can it' that's 'Shut the fuck up'"

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

I said what I said!

I need to show you all a picture I just saw of the Tenth Doctor. Are you Ready.

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every actor has their own process when acting and getting into character. michael sheen’s just happens to always be the kind that would send sigmund freud into anaphylactic shock

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If it was truly unskilled you could do it from the get-go, but every single job trains you first instead

Another point nobody makes is that it wouldn’t matter if the job didn’t take much skill.

You’re not paying for their skill. You’re paying for their labor. They are doing some work for you and you are paying them to do it. Amount of skill required does not change the hours they are putting in or the amount of time and energy they are spending for you.

It doeent matter if the job doesnt take much skill. You're not paying for their skill. You're paying for their labour.

Tired, burnt out, sketched some ineffable husbands

i feel so deranged

Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.

It's not a competition! It's a hoard and I'm like a gay little Smaug.

the normalization of porn in mainstream media is a weird take to have

Normalization of gay desire and yes, even gay sex, is paramount to gay liberation actually.

"The normalization of porn in mainstream media" listen the likes of True Blood and Game of Thrones already did that, we're just asking for some onscreen sex to be gay this time. I'm out here watching straight couples have wild vampire sex and full frontal nudity while talking about wanting to fuck a bull and I think asking for a single gay scene is not that big of a request in comparison.