Sometimes I get political in public

Thomas Sanders has the best vines tbh. 

This is one of my favorite vines I’ve ever made because, whereas a lot of viners rely on racist stereotypes to make jokes, I LOVE breaking those stereotypes, providing humor but also showing how absolutely freaking awesome anyone can be.

AWESOME

SPIN SPIN SPIIIIIIN

vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

For all my fellow Aussies remember, voting yes in the referendum quite literally means that Indigenous Australians will get a proper spot in parliament. If someone tells you to vote no they are racist, there is no reason why Indigenous Australians shouldn’t be allowed in parliament.

Vote Yes!

VOTE YES!!!!!!

also, "the referendum wont do anything" It's gonna do a hell of a lot more than what we've got now I'm telling you right fucking now

if your not Australian please reblog this, reblogging this will help show this to more Australians who will (hopefully!) vote yes. The people who are on the front lines for voting no are incredibly racist.

The referendum is going to be held on the 14th of October. If you are unable to make it that day remember to apply for early voting. This is something incredibly important, please even if you aren’t australian reblog this

Message of the year:

“How do you spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel. The kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” — Gov Pritzker

Bravo! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

So true.

"I'm here to tell you that when someone's path through this world is marked with acts of cruelty, they have failed the first test of an advanced society."

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”

Like you’re just sitting there silently and on the outside you seem fine and gathered but in your head you’re like “oh this is gonna hit me like a train any second”

Glad to see all 19k of us are clearly fine and okay

HE INSERTED A BLANK SLIDE JUST TO MAKE HIS DRAMATIC-ASS POINT

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.

They saw an opportunity and, by god, they fucking took it.

Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

Reddit thread

Chicken only bathrooms. Not the animal rights move we wanted-

POV: you (human) (not a fetus) have illegally entered a public women's bathroom in Kansas

It's impossible to define woman in a way that excludes all trans women and doesn't exclude any cis women, but defining women in a way that excludes all human women trans or cis is a pretty amazing fuckup.

When we said that fetuses have more rights than people it wasn't a FUCKING CHALLENGE

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

Reddit thread

Chicken only bathrooms. Not the animal rights move we wanted-

POV: you (human) (not a fetus) have illegally entered a public women's bathroom in Kansas

It's impossible to define woman in a way that excludes all trans women and doesn't exclude any cis women, but defining women in a way that excludes all human women trans or cis is a pretty amazing fuckup.

When we said that fetuses have more rights than people it wasn't a FUCKING CHALLENGE

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

- Carl Sandburg

my favorite customer service slip ups

my favorite customer service slip ups