Dear Anonymous,
Kind of... It just needs to be about three hours longer.
(Ironic, considering Edgeworth's one of the only prosecutors I've met who doesn't use physical attacks.)
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Anonymous,
Kind of... It just needs to be about three hours longer.
(Ironic, considering Edgeworth's one of the only prosecutors I've met who doesn't use physical attacks.)
-Phoenix Wright
Dear Anonymous,
...!
Nick, get a frying pan! And some kosher salt! And some anchovy paste! And watch that video about frying turkeys!
-Maya Fey
Dear Anonymous,
Only if she buys the ingredients and makes it herself.
(Do I look like I know how to fry a turkey?)
-Phoenix Wright
Dear Anonymous,
Wait, you're saying there's a difference between ramen and spaghetti? I mean, sure, they're served in different ways, but how hard would it be to put spaghetti in some broth?
Unless you mean they'd be replaced because they went out of style -- What did ramen and burgers do to deserve that?
-Maya Fey
Dear dawsongfg,
You're literally asking me to do the impossible? Regardless, I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the procedure for presenting a girlfriend as a birthday gift.
(Assuming there is one to begin with.)
-Miles Edgeworth
Dear Anonymous,
Hehehehe don't know. Who is this man?
- Dr. Hotti
I will have the rest answered tomorrow, if any haven’t been answered. Have a great St. Patty’s Day, everyone!
- Chief Mod Edgeworth
Dear Anonymous,
I hope this is a joke. I don't take any murder plots lightly.
This requires a thorough investigation and one with a man I do not wish to involve with, so choose your words carefully.
- Franziska von Karma
Dear Thebestnerd-critic,
Snakes! Where! Let me at em!
Whoa there, girl.
- Athena Cykes
Dear Thebestnerd-critic,
Am I going to have to call Animal Control?
(As if I don’t deal with enough exotic animals from Trucy’s show.)
Dear Thebestnerd-critic,
I think I’ll just get my emergency stash and pretend the snakes aren’t there.
(Hopefully, they’re not poisonous.)
- Phoenix Wright
Dear Anonymous,
Why are you asking me. I'm a lawyer, not an assassin.
- Kristoph Gavin
Dear Oreocookiezzz,
I’ve tried it. It’s quite a unique taste.
I prefer mine bitter and without the sugar or cream.
- Godot
Dear Foolishly Foolish Fool,
Of course we wouldn’t waste our time getting drunk with alcohol. We are a family of perfection and getting ourselves sick intentionally is anything but perfect.
- Franziska von Karma
Dear Anonymous Fool,
Hmph, obviously not! Why would we sicken ourselves from overconsumption of alcohol?
My wife especially would be very unhappy.
- Manfred von Karma
Dear Fool,
A good bottle of poison and mouthwash.
- Dahlia Hawthorne