Artist : SeerLight (DA / IG / twitter)

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I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

i like to remind myself of this everytime i read smut and you should too.

he said, 🥺🧸✨

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

*WiFi goes out* Those fucking sharks again I swear

fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

I’m floored

worms that make you cum

So just normal worms?

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…