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I'm in the Wrong Story

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This is ridiculous; what am I doing here?
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sodrippy

meet-weird aus

  • “we catch the same bus home and i always fall asleep, but you always wake me up at my stop” 
  • “you come into my 24hr diner at the oddest times bc of your weird job but you keep forgetting that we talk because youre always sleep deprived”
  • “my neighbour keeps ordering weird shit but they dont want to face the mailperson’s judgement so they keep using my address instead”
  • “i run the night slot on campus radio and some jackass keeps calling in to insult my music taste and request high school musical songs instead”
  • “escaped to the laundry room to avoid hearing my room-mates having extremely loud sex only to find you’re here doing the same thing”
  • “sorry i knocked you out in that bar fight last night, but i brought you to the hospital and stuck around ‘til you woke up to apologize”
  • “you were trash talking my favourite character in the cinemas and obviously i need to show you the light, even if i have to buy you a burger to get you to listen”
  • “our mutual friend dropped out of this trip at the last minute, so hi i guess we’re spending the next two weeks together”
  • “you forgot to remove your snarky sticky note comments in this textbook and since i got kicked out of the library for laughing too loudly, im going to reply to each and every one”
  • “i lost my asshole friends in this club and im kinda drunk and youre kinda gorgeous, please help me”
  • “since there’s only one can of energy drink left in the store, which we both need to survive the disgustingly boring lecture we just discovered we both have, how about we share it”
  • “we catch the same bus home and i always fall asleep, but you always wake me up at my stop” 
  • “you come into my 24hr diner at the oddest times bc of your weird job but you keep forgetting that we talk because youre always sleep deprived”
  • “my neighbour keeps ordering weird shit but they dont want to face the mailperson’s judgement so they keep using my address instead”
  • “i run the night slot on campus radio and some jackass keeps calling in to insult my music taste and request high school musical songs instead”
  • “escaped to the laundry room to avoid hearing my room-mates having extremely loud sex only to find you’re here doing the same thing”
  • “sorry i knocked you out in that bar fight last night, but i brought you to the hospital and stuck around ‘til you woke up to apologize”
  • “you were trash talking my favourite character in the cinemas and obviously i need to show you the light, even if i have to buy you a burger to get you to listen”
  • “our mutual friend dropped out of this trip at the last minute, so hi i guess we’re spending the next two weeks together”
  • “you forgot to remove your snarky sticky note comments in this textbook and since i got kicked out of the library for laughing too loudly, im going to reply to each and every one”
  • “i lost my asshole friends in this club and im kinda drunk and youre kinda gorgeous, please help me”
  • “since there’s only one can of energy drink left in the store, which we both need to survive the disgustingly boring lecture we just discovered we both have, how about we share it”
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When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

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voyagerprobe

colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like

this is THE WORST idea anyone has ever had on this site. ever.

yeah you’re right……haha……..imagine some sort of dystopia where newborns were dressed in certain colours according to their genitals……….jeez……..how fucked up would that be……..how could I have ever come up with something so silly

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sorry everyone

Excuse me.

  • One of the first women to start her own independent production company.
  • Earned her way to stardom without sleeping with executives for roles.
  • Refused to date people for publicity just because 20th Century Fox wanted her to.
  • Left 20th Century Fox because she refused to let them get away with treating her badly and paying her a tiny wage, just because of her “dumb blonde” image.
  • Was only paid a fraction of her co-star’s wage even though she was the star of the movies and the biggest box office pull, but still went ahead with the movies because she was so passionate about acting.
  • Studied method acting at the Actors Studio with Lee Strasberg, who said that she was one of his best students along with Marlon Brando.
  • Had a personal library of over 500 books and rarely read fiction - she was desperate to learn and educate herself.
  • Was sexually abused as a child but then went on to encourage the sexual liberation of women in the 1950s. 
  • One of the first people to speak openly about sexual abuse.
  • One of the first people to openly support gay rights.
  • Supported many charities such as the Milk Fund, March of Dimes, Arthritis and Rheumatism foundation.
  • Donated her time and money to these charities.
  • Visited orphanages and hospitals on her own time to surprise the people there.
  • Married one of the greatest literary minds of the 20th century
  • Suffered two miscarriages and one ectopic pregnancy and still put on a brave face for her fans.

Sorry, did you say she wasn’t a role model? 

marilyn is my biggest role model so don’t even go there

and let’s not forget this

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at the popular Mocambo, in Hollywood, because of her race. Marilyn, who loved her music and supported civil rights, called the owner of the Mocambo and told him that if he booked Ella immediately, she would take a front table every night. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. After that, Ella never had to play in a small jazz club again.

“She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.” - Ella Fitzgerald about Marilyn Monroe

OH SHIT YOU JUST GOT SERVED

I got goosebumps reading this. Amazing.

I will always reblog this. She has the mind and heart I’ve always admired, I strive to be like her every day.

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radmeamidala

okay but instead of R obviously pining for enj, how about enj obviously “not” pining for R

like grantaire could be play-sparring with bahorel in the back of the musain, and enjolras is definitely not looking at the way his tattoos move over his arm muscles because that is so not attractive

or grantaire is painting a poster for the cause, and he’s got some blue in his hair and a streak of green on his nose, and yeah, he does look kind of cute in a weird, not-so-obvious way but enjolras would not know because he is totally not looking

maybe grantaire is debating with combeferre or courfeyrac of the best course of action to take regarding a new politician’s toxic opinions and what combeferre or courfeyrac is saying does make sense, but R’s proposal of direct action with no compromises because, “why not go all out if you’re going at all?” seems smarter

come to think of it, enjolras thinks grantaire’s plans, when they’re serious, are among the best

also he’s really good at art

and speaking

and he’s got a really nice smile (those dimples should be illegal, what the fuck)

but enjolras is definitely not attracted to him and definitely does not have a crush on him, no matter what courfeyrac or cosette (or basically any of the other amis) says

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aximili

online job application quiz: you are approached by a customer who is unhappy about an order they have placed and would like a refund, but you are very busy. what do you do in this scenario? me: (checking stats) i roll to seduce the customer,

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